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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by tRustyK5, Mar 29, 2007.

  1. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    An old southern country preacher from Georgia had a teenage son named David
    and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a
    profession.
    Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he
    didn't seem too concerned about it.

    One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an
    experiment.
    He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects:
    a Bible, a silver dollar, a bottle of whisky, and a Playboy magazine.

    I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself, "and when
    he comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which object he picks up.

    If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing
    that would be! If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman,
    and that would be OK, But if picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good
    drunkard, and, Lord, what a shame that would be.
    And worst of all, if he picks up that magazine he's gonna be a skirt-chasin'
    bum."

    The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's footsteps as he
    entered the house whistling and headed for his room. The boy tossed his
    books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects
    on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them.

    Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up
    the silver dollar and dropped it into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and
    took a big drink while he admired this month's Centerfold.
    "Lord have mercy," the old preacher disgustedly whispered, "He's gonna be a
    Marine!"


    :D :D

    Rene
     
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    Yeah, baby yeah!!!

    Semper Fi :bow: :bow: !!
     
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    I would have laughed a lot harder if my throat wasn't so damn sore. :crazy:
     
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    I hadn't heard that one before.

    John
     

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