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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Capman2k, Mar 28, 2002.

  1. Capman2k

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    I don't think anyone can be offended by this, but I wanna be special and say don't read this if you are offended by words such as "[censored]", "Little", "God", "Jewish", "Valentine", or "Osama Bin Laden". If you ARE offended by those words, then shut up and go away...
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    Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"
    David's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
    "Osama Bin Laden," David says.
    "Why Osama Bin Laden," his father asks in shock.
    "Well," David says, "I thought that if a little
    American Jewish boy could have enough love to give
    Osama a valentine, he might start to think
    that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving
    people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did
    and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a
    lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to
    tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't
    hate anyone anymore."
    His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with
    newfound pride.
    "David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever
    heard."
    "I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in
    the open, the Marines could blow the [censored] out of him."
     
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  3. jekbrown

    jekbrown I am CK5 Premium Member GMOTM Winner Author

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    awesome!

    J
     

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