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Jokes you play on people at work.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Sandman, Jan 14, 2003.

  1. Sandman

    Sandman 3/4 ton status Author

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    We have a department here at work called JO or Job Orders. They build custom stuff for the company and work with a lot of Poly and wood and such. A few years ago I bid out of where I was working because I was very ticked off at the managment chain there. After I had become settled into my new position, I thought about revenge. Now I love pulling jokes and stunts. I used to schedule bogus meetings for these people and check out equipment with their names and other stuff like that. I really wanted to get them good but I didnt want to get caught or target them directly or they might figure it out. So after much thinking I came up with a plan. All of thier offices with many other people and in a narrow wing off of our plant.
    In this wing is a large Mens Room with a good 8 holes and assorted urinals. At that time was when the market crashed and we were in cost savings big time. They had also started a huge recycling drive (as if it would help) to recover cash. I submitted a form to JO to have all of the metal stall dividers removed and thrown into the scrap metal pile to be recycled. Signed off from the boss (a forgery). I put this in around 5 pm so that the night shift in JO would get it. Now the JO guys more or less have the same feelings about the managment in that area that I did. When they saw the order, they knew it was bogus but with paperwork in hand, the butts were covered. It was well over a month before the replacements came in. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

    I still have fun deleting thier logon accounts too.
     
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  3. Ryan B.

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    Thats pretty good.
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    We do things like punch a hole in the bosses coke can about 3/4 of the way from the top... every time he's taking a sip you're trying not to bust up laughing as its spilling all over his shirt and he's not noticing. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
    I'll zip tie the end of the sleeves of my co workers and bosses coats or sweatshirts when they take it off and set it down... and then watch them squirm trying to get their arm out until they figure out its zip tied.

    One time the president of the company squirted my co worker with a water bottle right in the crotch....
    We got the prez back the next day by drenching his office chair right before he came in.
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    Good stuff. The most we ever do is pull the phone back when someones talking on it. Then they procede to smack themselves up side the head when you let go.

    And using the canned air (upside down) to freeze peoples' clothing so they walk around all funny trying not to let that spot touch them. Its really fun when someones wearing thin pants cause you can litterally freeze a nut off with this stuff.
     
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    Nothing like that but a few months ago I did tell some of the other guys at work that one of the other guys was going to the local store which rents movies asking if they had any gay porn to rent. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif He was pissed. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  6. Ryan B.

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    Ah yeah, and we had a war for a few weeks with the label maker...making labels and sticking em on peoples backs...
    We'd make labels like...
    "tap me on the shoulder if you want head"
    and everyone would be tapping that guy on the shoulder all day long asking for something. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
    or... "I'll suck #$%^ for a penny"
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    I liked when i got my friend... he went all the way home before his family told him he had a label on his back.

    Sometimes we'll get the air hose and get a nozzle and some tube and run it right under someones cubicle so when they come back from lunch and sit down we'll let loose with the air hose and scare the sh!t outta them! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    Our favorite joke is taking a black felt marker and coloring the scan tab bar on the back of time cards so the person can't clock in and out and all they see is a black bar,LOL. it's always the first joke played on newbies.
    If your card doesn't beep you have to get out the rubbing alky and clean it off. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

    -Jeremy
     
  8. Ryan B.

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    The remote controlled farting machine is a good one too...
    We'd use that for laughs and to get random people that would come into work like a friend or the ups guy or the mailman etc. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    <font color="green"> At one of the bike shops that I worked at we used to make the grommits (shop rats, the kids that sweep the floors and stuff) wrap innertubes for 12" tires around their necks then inflate them with the air hose until they exploded. We called it "The Manly Test" and assured them that we all had to do it when we started working there too. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif </font color>
     
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    i worked for a guy i could not stand he thought he every thing about everything so one day right before lunch i put a tie strap on his drive shaft he complained about that ticking sound for amonth then he said he was going to bring his car to the shop so i cut it off the mechanic found nothig but charged him 65bucks for an inspection 2 days later i put on another one it drove him nuts till i quit
     
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    At one of the bike shops that I worked at we used to make the grommits (shop rats, the kids that sweep the floors and stuff) wrap innertubes for 12" tires around their necks then inflate them with the air hose until they exploded. We called it "The Manly Test" and assured them that we all had to do it when we started working there too

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    An unidentified Deputy ( /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gifwe will call him MOABDAD22C /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif) re-routed another fellow deputy's squad car windshield washer fluid nozzle through the firewall and zip tied it to the steering column. When the victim deputy hit the switch for the windshield fluid........................ /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gifOh MY God it was hilarious. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif He had to go on a call with a HUGE wet spot on his pants. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    I have this motion-sensing voice box thing that has John Madden's voice talking about buying a Simmons mattress. We hide it in each other offices so when the open their cabinets, sit in their chair, etc, it starts talking. Funny as hell to see how bad it scares some people.
     
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    We've done similar stuff. We used to make "Gay and Proud" bumper stickers for people and stick them on while they were at work. Just too funny. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    Priceless! /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif In the scale house at work we take 4 or 5 of those little cone shape cups out and nick the bottom with a pair of scissors so itll just be a steady stream and jamm the back in the cup holder, its comical to see the truck drivers get soaked. Another one is when the come in for a weigh ticket they lean against the desk and ronie soaks their zipper with a water gun!. Not to mention all the rubber spiders and snakes on strings that will pop out of nowhere. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    My friend Chris and I like to stick stickers all over peeople windshields, my father gave me like a hundred or so of the tow-a-way stickers so we write stupid stuff for the reasons like "car was parked in a non arse hole zone" and such, there is also a huge stack of those dintist stickers I have and we put them on this one girls ford truck at school and we litterally do it about every day at different times we also put a ton of "off road unlimmited" stickers and my favorit got about a thousand of these "proud to be a us postal worker.


    Also grease on an ear pieace for a phone

    change peoples screen savers at work

    disconect the wire to a electric fuel pump....my favorit

    barly unplug computer moniters..hehe

    put bubble maker in my dads windshied washer fluid once.

    switch around the nieghbors lawn stuff/ chairs ect. really funney cuz they think it was stollen then they see in in some one elses yard
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    super glue penneys every where, did it in shop once and there is a mirror obove the table so people can see and we all watched in laghfter.

    baracade some ones door with filled trash bags up to the top of the door, really easy on the day before trash goes out..

    take a friends fav cd burn the first song then add songs from really nasty or vulger song artist and swap it in.

    the all time champ...tried once only.....laxative in the boses drink, do not try if he'll think it's you!

    buy fart spray or fart gas from a fair or gag store let it loose and appalogize in advance for your gas or do it around some one and start gagging and say eww gross

    go camping and borrow your friends pet snske and slip it into your sisters sleeping bag..funney but we lost his 60.00 snake she still talks about it 3 yrs later /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif



    I just realized I am a mean person, but I love jokes.
     
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    another good one you take a banana and tape it to the bottom of a co-worker chair, well after a week or so he will have a swarm of those little fruit flies buzzing him and i will drive them crazy trying to figure out where they are comiong from.


    or we will fill all of the drawers of a co-workers filing cabinets with packing peanuts. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    or we will fill all of the drawers of a co-workers filing cabinets with packing peanuts.

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    Oh man. i forgot about that one...
    We'll put packing peanuts in anything we can... jacket pockets... a backpack.. one time my friend left his car unlocked... when he went out there his car was full of bubble wrap and packing peanuts. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    One of the places I used to work had a building engineer that was one of those borderline genius/nuts kind of guys. I'm not sure what country he was from but between his broken English and fear of taking a bath, they kept him on the graveyard shift. He had some kind of crazy phobia (sp?) with gay men to the point that if he saw any guy doing anything out of the ordinary, he was gay and it would scare him about half to death. Just for a laugh we stuffed a couple pairs of pants and boots with paper and put them in a bathroom stall in their locker room so it looked like one was giving the other a hummer. When he came in and saw our little joke, it scared the poor guy so bad he took off out of the building with out a word and didn't come back for a couple of days. I'm not sure if we ever convinced him it wasn't real.
     
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    my buddy works at Pep boys. when a customer is being nasty and rude he takes one of the security tags(the ones that set of the alarm at the front door) and slaps it on whatever they are buying. its great to see their eyes get big and the panic over come them when they try to leave. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    Watch for the muzzleflash!
    I stuck one of those on my wifes back before walking out the store in front of her then from outside I laughed as she was searched.... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     

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