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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Apr 22, 2003.

  1. Z3PR

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    A guy walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman
    sitting there by herself. He sits down next to
    her...looks her up and down carefully, then looks at
    his watch.
    The woman notices this and says, "Do you have a date
    or something? I noticed you looking at me and then
    your watch."

    The man tells her, "Actually, this is a rather special
    watch. Doesn't tell time at all, but it does tell me
    other things."

    Intrigued, the woman turns to him and says, "Oh
    really...what is the watch telling you?"

    "Well, if you must know, it told me you aren't wearing
    any panties."

    The woman laughs and says, "Really? Well I can tell
    you right now your watch is wrong."

    The man looks down and taps on the watch face and
    says, "Oh, I guess it's an hour fast."


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    You know you're in a redneck hotel when you phone the
    front office and say, "I've got a leak in the sink."
    And they say, "Go ahead!"


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    Two robbers are talking in their shared jail cell.
    The first one asks, "What are you in for?"

    "I'm here for something I didn't do," replied the
    other.

    "So you're innocent? What didn't you do?"

    "I didn't run fast enough."
     
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