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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Jul 17, 2003.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families. "I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. One more son and I'll have a basketball team!" said the Catholic. "That's nothing!'' said the Baptist. ''I have ten boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son and I'll have a football team!" "You both should be ashamed of yourselves!'' said the Mormon. ''I have seventeen wives. One more and I'll have a golf course!"









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    > > > A man was driving through Dallas and the traffic was more horrendous
    > > > than
    > > > usual.
    > > >
    > > > He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped
    > cars,
    > > > so he
    > > > rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold up?"
    > > >
    > > > The officer replied, "Hillary Clinton is in the motorcade ahead. She
    > > > got so
    > > > depressed that she stopped her motorcade and threatened to douse
    > herself
    > > > in gasoline and set herself on fire. She said Bill is running around
    > on
    > > > her more than ever and the Democrats told her to forget about running
    > > > for president in 2004. So we're taking up a collection for her."
    > > >
    > > > So the man asked, "How much have you got so far?
    > > >
    > > > The officer replied "About 400 gallons - - but a lot of folks are
    > still
    > > > siphoning!"
    > > >
    > > >
    The Pen
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    > >A nurse walks into a bank, preparing to endorse a check. She reaches in
    > >her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it
    > >She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her
    > >mistake, she says, "Well that's great...... just great.....Some [I love Jeeps]'s
    > >got my pen."
     
  2. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    The officer replied "About 400 gallons - - but a lot of folks are
    > still
    > > > siphoning!"

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  3. Confedneck

    Confedneck 3/4 ton status

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    ROFL...wheres my pen at?
     

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