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Jokey Time---part 2

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by wasted wages, Apr 28, 2006.

  1. wasted wages

    wasted wages 3/4 ton status

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    John, a Cajun highlander from Rapides Parish in central

    Louisiana was an older, single gentleman who was born and raised

    a Baptist, living in
    South Louisiana.

    Each Friday night after work, he would fire up his

    outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. Now, all of John's

    neighbors were Catholic...and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from

    eating meat on Fridays.

    The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was

    causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they

    finally talked to their priest.

    The priest came to visit John, and suggested that John

    convert to Catholicism.

    After several classes and much study, John attended Mass

    and as the priest sprinkled holy water over John, he said, "You

    were born a Baptist and raised a Baptist, but now you are Catholic."

    John's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday

    night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled

    the neighborhood once again.

    The priest was called immediately by the neighbors and,

    as he rushed into John's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to

    scold John, he stopped in amazement and watched. There stood John,

    holding a small bottle of water which he carefully sprinkled over the

    grilling meat, and chanted: "You were born a deer and raised a deer, but

    now you are a catfish."
     
  2. Jagged

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    Lmfao
     
  3. TSGB

    TSGB 1 ton status

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    That's facking hilarious.
     

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