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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by jarheadk5, Apr 27, 2006.

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    I'd be surprised if it's not a repost... but it's still funny. Read on!




    Dallas Tower: "Saudi Air 914, You are cleared to land runway 9 Right."

    Saudi Air: "Roger Dallas Tower. Acknowledge cleared to land on
    infidel's runway 9 Right, Saudi 914. Allah be Praised !!"

    Dallas ATC "Iran Air 711, You are cleared to land on runway 27 Left."

    Iran Air: "Roger Dallas Tower. We are cleared to land on infidel's
    runway 27 Left, Iran Air 711. Allah is Great !!"


    {brief pause...}


    Saudi Air: "DALLAS TOWER! DALLAS TOWER!!!"

    Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi 914?"

    Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED TWO AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

    Dallas Tower: "Well bless your little black hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "Hey!" for us, ya' hear?"
     
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