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Jose Cuervo Tequila Recipe for Christmas Cookies.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by NoAngel, Dec 22, 2003.

  1. NoAngel

    NoAngel 1/2 ton status

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    1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp
    salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of
    dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

    Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
    Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the
    highestquality, pour one level cup and drink.
    Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
    At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo
    is still OK, try another cup...just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy.
    Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
    Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
    Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. It duzzent maffer. Check the Jose Cuervo.
    Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a
    spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
    beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish
    the Cose Juervo, and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
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    Don't forget to
    beat off the turner.

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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    I didn't realize that recipe is this old.
     
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    Once you eat the worm it don't matter what the cookie tastes like.
     
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    really old, thats my alter ego up there... grave digger
     

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