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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by shewheeler, Mar 12, 2007.

  1. shewheeler

    shewheeler 1/2 ton status

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    Why men's letters seldom appear in Dear Abby:

    Dear Abby:
    I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

    The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them." I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive.

    Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decide to really check on her. I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
    :doah: :rolleyes: :p: :haha:
     
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    That's funny... :rotfl:
     
  4. Chevy305

    Chevy305 6 Lug 14bsf Status Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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    hahahah bwahhaha LOLOLOLOLOL
     
  6. Corey 78K5

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    Thats a pretty good one for a girl...........
     

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