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Junkyard safety equipment

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by GotLabs, Apr 6, 2006.

  1. GotLabs

    GotLabs 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Fine example of ORM (operational risk management)

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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    That is actually a fine example of darwinism fixing to happen. Better that that pic of the hispanic guywelding under the truck held up bya 2x4. Not much, but better.
     
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    ORM is stupid
    leave it to the military to need guidelines for good olé fashion common sense
     
  4. koldsimer

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    Hey, i've used my driveshaft as a kickstand before also! I'm taking it to american inventor next week so hah!
     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    If they called it common sense they would use the initials CS which, last I heard iswhat they call tear gas and the confusion would be bad.
     
  6. GotLabs

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    I say the same thing, I blame it on video games. Most kids now a days dont have any common sense cause they have never had their hands on wrenches. Or had anything to do outdoors.

    You are exactly right! I think the government has a secret society of civilians that sit in a room all day and make up new acronyms.:D
     
  7. kyser_soze

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    The GSSOA

    Crap, now I won't learn the secret handshake.:(
     
  8. surpip

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    my chief said"make sure you use ORM this weekend"
    i was like dont look at me, i have common sence, talk to the other retards

    he did not like that much:)
     
  9. GotLabs

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    I feel ya, I have given a lot of those "holiday/weekend briefs".
     
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    It got so bad at my squadron at one time that we had to fill out an "ORM checklist" and an out-of-bounds chit if we planned to go more than 20mi. from the air station on a weeknight. Since I lived 27mi. away at the time, I asked if it would be OK to just photocopy the paperwork with everything filled out except the date, and submit daily. The powers-that-be were not amused...
     
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    Your Chief does not have a sense of humor....does he?
    I do, for a fact. It may be a little twisted though. Most of the guys think it is funny when i make odd references for whatever stupid ass thing they are doing.

    My favorites:
    A$$HAT
    F***Tard
    Brokeback Mountain (that one is a great hit at work now)
     
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    i use ****stick
    ****wad,
    and many more variations of the word
    retard, and dumbass gets used alot to
     
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    My favorite is "If you're gonna drink and drive, you better have a car."

    John
     
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    my old dd pickup had a bumper sticker that said "don't drink and drive ... you could hit a bump and spill your drink"



    seems the cops didn't think that was funny, as more than once i got the late night pull over and blow in this thing treatment.
     

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