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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 350350, Feb 19, 2005.

  1. 350350

    350350 1/2 ton status

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    Could someone PLEASE explain to me how women work, what they're thinking, and how in the world you are supposed to live with them?

    Thanks a million in advance, this will really help me out. You guys are the best!
     
  2. dontoe

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    1: Mine works real good.
    2: She thinks I don't work so good, but puts up with it anyway.
    3: With one eye open.
     
  3. Cricket

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    Now you know why you have multiple personality disorder.
     
  4. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Took a while but I found a magazine that covers it all!







































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  5. 350350

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    Sweet!!! I need a subscription! Maybe I can buy backissues on ebay!
     
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    :haha: that's great. I'll let you know how they work as soon as I get me a russian bride! :waytogo:
     
  7. darkshadow

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    its kind of like this:


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    oh and dont for get theses



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  8. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Oh yea, those are great.:grin: :grin: :grin:
     
  9. Cricket

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    Darkshadow, you are a genius. :thumb:
     
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    Calm down, take it minute by minute, try to think, don't be an ass
     
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    And when you find the answers to these questions, please let us know where the end of infinity is. :dunno:
     
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    Easy answer to this - you CANNOT understand how women work, simple as that. Stop trying and move along. :cool1:
     
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    Bridge to Hawaii
    A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish."

    At once the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish"

    The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to."

    The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honor and glorify me."

    The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, my wife says that I am uncaring and insensitive. I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say "nothing", and how I can make a woman truly happy."

    After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
     
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    FIVE IMPORTANT RULES

    1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to
    time, cleans up and has a job.

    2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

    3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

    4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with
    you.

    5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.
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    Exactly!!! This is what will get you in trouble! I never had any woman problems until I started trying to live with ONE and only have ONE in my life!!! Now look what a mess I'm in!!!
     
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    a wonam you can cook and clean, can clean fish, and mix drinks must own there own boat and moter.

    please include a pic of boat and moter.
     
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    :haha: :haha: the only thing i have learned after 3 long term relationships(i HATE that word) is to smile and nod. as long as you agree you buy yourself at least a week of peace.:bow: :bow: :bow: :D
     
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    A wise old man (my father) once told me that the two most important words in a marraige (or relationship) are "Yes Dear". :haha:
     
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    excactly:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     

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