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just a funny joke

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by bablazer73, Dec 4, 2002.

  1. bablazer73

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    It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new
    Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was an Indian
    Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets, and
    when he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the hell the weather was

    going to be. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe
    that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the
    village should collect wood to be prepared.
    Being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the
    phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming
    winter going to be cold?"
    "It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed," the
    Meteorologist at the weather service responded. So the Chief went back to
    his people and told them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared.
    One week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Is it going to
    be a very cold winter?" he asked. "Yes," the man at National Weather Service
    again replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter." The Chief again went
    back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they
    could find.
    Two weeks later he called the National Weather Service again. "Are you
    absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?" "Absolutely," the
    man replied. "It looks like it's going to be one of the coldest winters
    ever."
    "How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked. The weatherman replied, "The
    Indians are collecting firewood like crazy".
     

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