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Just a random thought...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Capman2k, Aug 25, 2005.

  1. Capman2k

    Capman2k 3/4 ton status

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    Do you guys think cannibals try to go after bigger people?

    For example, if they had a choice between a man in the physical condition of Governer Arnold and a skinny kinda in shape guy such as myself, who would they pick?

    I would probably be easy to capture, and I probably have enough meat to make a pretty good meal for a few people...

    But Arnold... Man, they could make steaks with him... Heck, they could open a restaurant...

    I think Arnold would be a great catch for any cannibals...
     
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    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Ever hunt deer?
     
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    I would say they go with Arnold for the meat.

    If you're skinny, they'd use you for toothpicks after eating Arnold.

    I think they would stay away from Roseanne Barr/Arnold because of the high fat content. But then again, they could eat her fat to stock up for the cold winter months.

    :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    "You know those ducks in the lagoon right near Central Park South? That little lake? By any chance, do you happen to know where they go, the ducks, when it gets all frozen over? Do you happen to know, by any chance?"
     
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    Thank you, that was just the laugh I needed this morning :haha:
     
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    Would eating Arnold be like the standard steroid fed cow/chicken? If so does that make you free range?? :D
     
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    Carl, you've got to be the wierdest guy i've ever come into contact with. you were paranoid about your wierd neighbors before, are you afraid one of them is a cannibal?
     
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    He lives in Wyoming so who knows :D
     
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    did you know human is refurd to as two legged mutton?

    and that in order to keep the meat freash a person bought for the porpos of slaugter would be let around to different people/vilages and people would draw on the man what the wanted?

    so if you wanted ribs you could write you name there or a loin ect.

    and that some tribes would catch an enemy and slice piece off him alive and eat it raw, an event enjoyed by all in the village?
     
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    Refurd, Porpos....... HAHAHAHAHAHA
     

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