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Just cracked open a sweet midget...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by chevyfumes, Feb 17, 2007.

  1. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Man it was tight, almost like it was superglued shut...Mmmmm sweet sweet midget...:D
     
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    Did you bother to remove it after you were finished, you know they can give you an infection.
     
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    Thought you were talking about Timmay for a minute, then remembered that he's so loose, so can hear him flap when the wind blows...
     
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    I figured 'fumes would prefer loose, it's hard to jam that whiskey d**k into a tight one.
     
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    Jonathan is a wicked good sweet midget pimp....:D
     
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    hmmm, I thought I sent a pack of jalapenoes and swt n hot salad peppers. maybe I sent a regular pack instead of the sald peppers.

    glad you like them! :waytogo:
     
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    They were from the first batch and I just hadn't had a craving for them til the other day. It was funny I absolutely hate the taste of cloves but these were pretty dang tastey. Then I choked on the juice, bad thing it burned my throat for about an hour, I thought the wife was gonna have to give me the hiney lick manouver. I started to pull down my pants as I was bent over the sink hacking so she could get to licking and save my life but she just shook her head and left the room... Good thing was ok....:laugh: Mt Olive rules!!!!:wink1:
     
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    that was a mental image I could have done without :eek1:
     
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    Next time yer choking on something just shout out you need the hiney lick manouver and pull yer pants down around yer ankles. You'll most likey choke to death but it will be hillarious..:D
     
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