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Just got acussed of being a gay prostitute.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 1979Jimmy, Jan 12, 2002.

  1. 1979Jimmy

    1979Jimmy 1/2 ton status

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    I was with my buddy and some girls the otherday, cruising around a town we werent to familiar with and we got on the highway about 2 minutes later we realized we were heading the wrong way and started to look for the first exit so we could get off turn around and get going the other way. We get off and of course imediatley get lost back in the hills by this truck break check and truck stop.

    We pull over on this burn and get ready to turn around when two cops come screeching around the corner and park in front of us. He comes to the window starts asking me all these questions. Where we were going. Who we were with. What we were doing. How old are you. Is your provisional liceanse up. These guys were being harsh and intesnse to say the least.

    After harassing me for about a half hour they finally admit that the area i was in was notorious for and i qoute "homosexuality".

    He said the fact that we were with girls help dispel that hotion but all in all they were still slightly concerned i was whoreing myself out to truckers.

    Insulted i was on my way for a night at the races with the knowledge that the most bizare incedent i will ever have with the cops happened that night.

    79 Jimmy, 5" lift 35 M/T with a 383 puttin out 400hp and 450lb/ft. 4.11s Locked front and back.
     
  2. riz

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    <font color=purple> Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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  3. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    Ya know...if that ever happened to me I doubt I'd post it on CK5.[​IMG]

    Rene

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  4. Sparky87k5

    Sparky87k5 1/2 ton status

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    Right on Rene. My wife don't understand that stuff at all!

    87 K5, 427BBC,D60 & 14BFF, NV4500, NP208, TSM disc's,
     
  5. MXmastermike

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    lol i was thinking the same thing rusty! it is a funny story though

    -mxmastermike, the 4000th registered user
     
  6. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    So, are you? [​IMG]

    J/K with ya! [​IMG]




    I'm not picking my nose...I'm just pointing at my brain!! [​IMG]

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  7. jwduke

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    Ok! Just keep it to your self, we DON"T want to know! LOL!!!

    1 ton '87 Chevy SWB in the making!
     
  8. Grim-Reaper

    Grim-Reaper 3/4 ton status Author

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    You look mighty cute in them thar jeans fella hahahahaha.
    Hay I'm moving this to non 4x4.

    Women dig dents and flat paint!
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  9. UseYourBlinker

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    I would have kept that little secret to myself [​IMG][​IMG]



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  10. '73 K5

    '73 K5 1/2 ton status

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    Now dang it, that just ruins my image of truckers. I always like to think of semi-truckers as the kind of guys that chew Skoal and drink cheap beer...sleeping with ugly women...and participating in a good bar fight every couple of months.

    I guess I'm just old fashioned though. lol

    '73 K5
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  11. muddin4fun

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    Maybe it was the pink silk shirt? LOL! [​IMG] Just messing with ya

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    and cops wonder why noone likes them.
     
  13. m j

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    maybe you havent seen some of the new truck colours....
    scary, the deliverance bunch drives truck now.
    I must be doing everything wrong. I do drive truck, not a fag, dont drink or chew or smoke or listen to country music (although I dont hate Dwight Yoakum) or sleep with ugly/fat/old women (though the older I get the better lookin all women seem to get so I may be headed there yet)

    formerly 77chev
    still a jerk though
     
  14. delta9blazer

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    anyone listen to bob and tom? there was some redneck comedian that called a gay phone line thingie, and was bein a trucker to the phone phag. funny as hell.
    "i ain't no queer, i just want you to tell me you got respect for me, for the way i handle my rig"

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  15. White Knight

    White Knight 1/2 ton status

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    [​IMG]Squeal like a pig[​IMG] and what ever you do DON"T pick up the soap!!!![​IMG]

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