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Just Got The '06 Democratic National Convention Agenda

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Aug 31, 2006.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Sounds like a good time to be had by all.........................................

    2006 Democratic Convention Agenda:


    6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.

    6:05 p.m. - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev.
    Al Sharpton

    6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.

    6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

    7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.

    7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.

    7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany.

    7:45 pm. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)

    8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

    8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.

    9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)

    9:30 p.m. - * Intermission *

    10:00 p.m. - Pos ting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins

    10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.

    10:20 p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'

    10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.

    10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast & late night swim.

    10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.

    11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and
    same sex). Rep. Barney Frank (D, Mass.), Sponsor

    11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.

    11:30 p.m. - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.

    11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

    12:00 p.m. - Nomination of democratic candidate.



    P.S. Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive Hilary home from
    the convention ?
     
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    That's got to be one of your all time best posts Bubba. :bow:
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: Too funny! Too bad this is probably closer to the truth than any of us want to admit.
     
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    midnitewarya Sounds like a problem for future me. Premium Member

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    Now that's funny. I wonder if those dems actually think we forget about sh!t like that? I mean, it was only vehicular homicide due to driving under the influence. It's not like anyone important got hurt!

    :D
     
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    I think you fugged up Ted's schedule, I fixed it for you.




    Funny ass post btw.
     
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    Nope, not my scheduling. Just received it through e-mail. I wonder if I should reply back with the recommended changes or if Senator Kennedy's staff will take care it??????????:D
     
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    I'm sure his staff makes sure there is a gin and tonic right there when they greet him with his morning "Rise and Shine, drink this and don't think about Mary Jo"
     
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    Hee hee hee. Closer to the truth than we all know, I'm sure...
     
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    When is Ray Nagin's speach?
     
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    He refused to speak because they denied his request to call it the Chocolate Democratic National Convention.
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    classic post. I love Ted Kennedy... this guy sits there and goes on and on about how he "questions the judgement" of various court nominees etc. How a guy who killed someone with his car while driving drunk and then used his families politcal power to sweep it under the rug can talk about any one else's "judgement" with a straight face is beyond me. Whatsmore, the NY Slimes etc actually report the crap he spews as if it warrants serious consideration! lol!

    gr8 post.

    j
     
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    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    Especially the "shine" part........
     
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    :bow: :bow: :bow: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     

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