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Just Had A Break In..............Justice is served!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Corey 78K5, Oct 23, 2005.

  1. Corey 78K5

    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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    Ok so I'm at work tonight and I had just got back from doing a call for the CHP and did up My paper work on that call. So then I figured I would step outside for some fresh air, all of a sudden I heard a noise at the front of the shop. I figured I better check it out since this is a dead place at night. I walked to the front of the building and looked though the side window witch gave Me a clear shot of the front window looking out at our new Coke machine. I see this scumbag focking hippie with a pry bar trying to get into the machine. So I eased back to the back of the building and called the Sheriffs department. They were there in like 45 seconds as said scumbag focking hippie was trying to pull out of the parking lot in his 79 Toyota Corolla get away car.
    Now here is the good part. They found the lock to the Coke machine in dip****s car along with pry bars and bolt cutters...........It gets better........













































    They figured since it was right out front that I might as well tow that fockers car in and put it in our storage lot. So now scumbag hippie is on a 70 mile trip to the county jail with out any free money and I got his POS car.
    :D :D :D :haha: :haha: :haha: :waytogo: :waytogo: :waytogo:
     
  2. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Out****ingstanding :D :D :D
     
  3. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Nice! :bow: :bow: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  4. kyser_soze

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    Time to have a coke and a smile. :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  5. Z3PR

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    Ah hahaha.
     
  6. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    What??? Were you too scared to do the job yourself?

    **RING RING***

    "Hello, Sheriff's Office"

    "HELP ME!!! My name is Corey and I'm scared!!!"

    "Calm down, sir. What's the problem?"

    "There's a man outside trying to steal change from my Coke machine- he's very scary!!!"

    "Sir, PLEASE calm down. I need your address- I'll have an officer enroute within 15 seconds."

    "Oh......OK. I'm at ........... .......... Street. Hurry!! PLEASE!!!! I'm gonna go hide now.........."








    Don't you guys keep a baseball bat in the shop for occasions like this? The last guy that tried to steal my **** got a trip to the Big House, too, but only after I got a shot at him first.

    I'm disappointed, Corey. I guess you ARE a pussy after all!!!! :rotfl:
     
  7. badfish4tail

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    Canmore that was just mean, but funny as hell :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
  8. Can Can

    Can Can Pusher Man Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Yeah, I guess it was mean. But don't take offense- Corey and I have been trading shots like that, back and forth, for over 5 years now. This just proves that everything I've said about that big pussy is right on the money..........:D
     
  9. Cricket

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    Now that had to be sweet, I bet you had a big **** eating grin all the way to the storage lot. :haha:
     
  10. badfish4tail

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    Yeah i figured you guys had some history :D
     
  11. txfiremank5

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    Sweeeeet!

    canmore... that's funny chit there! :haha:

    Badfish4tail.. nice avatar. :haha: Reminds me of some fat kid driving a bobcat through rough terrain at 60 mph. :eek1: :haha:
     
  12. Corey 78K5

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    Save it snatch face. No I did not have a baseball bat or anything like that. I pay tax's so the cops can take care of morons like that. Not to mention if I did beat the crap out of the guy I would probably end up getting sued and have assault charges placed on Me this is Ca. after all :rolleyes:

    Keep talking smack tough Guy You don't even know what Your talking aboot, Eh :D
     
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    i "heard" from someone that 79 toyota toyota corollas make awesome RTI ramps. :D
     
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    Yea... just take some "bolt cutters" and "pry bars" to his car. And by that I mean run the pos over and just say that's what you did....
     
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    Yeah, you little PUSSY! :haha: You should have got physical, physical!!! :haha: :D CHICKEN!!! :D :haha:
     
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    Mr. Canmore, are you advocating violance?........


    Good man!!! :D :D :D
     
  17. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    California really needs to recognize the "he needed a good kill'in" defense................. :D
     
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    Awesome! :D
     
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    Thanks Bubba

    For the new sig..................
    George
     
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    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :waytogo: :waytogo: :waytogo: :waytogo:
     

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