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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, May 22, 2002.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    Little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother
    asks if he had done his chores.

    "Not yet," said the little boy

    His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

    Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a
    chicken.

    He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.

    He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

    He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

    "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon?

    Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.

    "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs
    for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week
    either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any
    milk."

    Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat half way
    across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile,and
    says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
     
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    Hehehehehe!!!!!!!/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     
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    LOL /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

    I actually see some good parenting in that joke.
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    <font color=blue> Poor Dad !
     
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    I hear that one !!!!
     
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    Uh oh...no p**** for a week!
     
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    <font color=blue> No poopy ? LOL !
     
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    LOL too funny.
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    <font color=blue> Ungowa ! said the constipated pigmy !
     
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