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Just some dumb funnies...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Jun 19, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

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    > > After a long night of making love this guy rolls over, was
    > > > looking
    > > > around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on the night
    > > > stand
    > > > by the bed. Naturally, they guy began to worry.
    > > > "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
    > > > "No silly", she replied, snuggling up to him.
    > > > "Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
    > > > "No, not at all" she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well,
    > > > who
    > > > is he
    > > > then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
    > > > Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before surgery."
    > > >
    > > > /////////////////////
    > > >
    > > > A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist,
    > > > > "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets,
    > > > > a ruby broach, and gold Rolex."
    > > > >
    > > > > "But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied.
    > > > >
    > > > > "I know," she said.
    > > > >
    > > > > "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will
    > > > remarry
    > > > > right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the
    > > > jewelry."
     

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