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Just some good old boys jokes (Bubba Ray)

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Jan 6, 2003.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Did you hear about the guy from Alabama who passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

    Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32?
    It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!

    What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Alabama? Documentaries.

    Where was the toothbrush invented?
    Mississippi. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

    A Georgia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75
    and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"

    Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

    Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
    Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss, too. Both books -- poof! -- up
    in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of
    them.

    A new law recently passed in West Virginia: When a couple gets divorced, they're STILL brother and sister.

    And my personal favorite...
    How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?
    When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in
    my sink," and the front desk replies, "Go ahead."
     
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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Heee hahaha Hoooooo!

    "Go ahead" yuk yuk

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