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Just when I let my guard down.

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by afroman006, Mar 9, 2006.

  1. afroman006

    afroman006 1/2 ton status

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    So I was riding the bus to campus like any other day of the week and this guy sits down next to me (the bus was full enough this was not considered a homo gesture). Anyway he strikes up a conversation, not that uncommon as this is a very friendly town. It starts with the usual questions, whats your major, class, clubs, etc. and then he drops the bombshell, "What c***h do you go to?" (edited for the CanMan :wink1: ) I now put two and two together, earlier he had mentioned some fraternity he was in but he did not look like the party frat type of guy, and he just had "that look." Now it was honest and innocent enough in context but when I answered, "none" he seemed shocked and took his sunglasses off, in preperation for what was to come. (I should note that I left my sunglasses ON, and they have reflective lenses) He asked if I just hadnt found one I liked in this town but I think he already knew the answer. I said no and I never have gone to one at home or at school. This is what transpired:

    Him- "Aren't you worried about where your soul will go when you die?"
    (I really should have inserted a bubba inspired hell comment here but I was trying to be civil)
    Me- "No, not really"
    Him- "Have you ever been curious?"
    Me- "Nope, never have been"

    He prety much stopped talking to me after this point, that was an awkward 5 minutes but I had the window seat so I just oggled the female joggers till we got to campus.

    I pride myself on the assumtion that I have developed a sense for these guys, the well meaning but unwanted type. I have developed a knack for avoiding them at all costs but this one slipped through the radar and cornered me in that bus seat. That sums up the most exciting thing that has happened to me this week.
     
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    Should have told him you follow the church of satan:D:haha:Bet he would have sh!t a brick
     
  3. GotLabs

    GotLabs 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Should have asked him where his soul is going. And if he was happy with things that are happening in the world today. Reverse that stuff on them folks.
     
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    I dug a "prayer rug" out of the trash at work today. They wanted you to kneeel on it and pray and send it back with money and a checklist of what prayers you wanted answered.

    God needs the money I guess. The electric bill for the sun must be HUGE
     
  5. Seventy4Blazer

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    bible thumpers....
    think.belive what you want. i have no problem with that. dont push it on me though, then i get MEAN!
     
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    just be thankful he wasn't blasting church music
     
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    Wow, nice handling. That sounded rough, I mean dang, he sounded really intrusive getting all silent and stuff...
     
  8. Resurrection_Joe

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    Hey Ratch, did I ever tell you a CK5 member made me accept Jesus on MSN?
     
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    No, that's pretty interesting... :rotfl: :rotfl: It really shows...
     
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    I bet it was one of those TBN ( twisted bible network) rugs :haha: . the bill is so huge it's burning a hole in his pocket :D . Those kind of people are great for laughs . just lead them on and mess with their head .
     
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    He was really nice about it, so I listened to him for about two hours

    Yeah, everlasting peace, here I come
     

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