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Keep Away From The Kids

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Jul 9, 2003.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    Keep Away From The Kids

    Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from
    the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's
    kids. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.
    And the first thing he said was, "Don't."

    "Don't what?" Adam replied. "Don't eat the forbidden fruit," God
    said. Forbidden fruit? We got forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve...we got
    forbidden fruit!"

    "No way!"

    "Way!"

    "Don't eat that fruit!" said God.

    "Why?"

    "Because I am your Father and I said so!" said God (wondering why
    he hadn't stopped after making the elephants). A few minutes
    later God saw his kids having an apple break and was angry.
    "Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked.

    "Uh huh, " Adam replied.

    "Then why did you?"

    "I dunno" Eve answered.

    "She started it!" Adam said.

    "Did not!"

    "Did too!"

    "DID NOT!"

    Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that
    Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern
    was set and it has never changed. If God had trouble handling
    children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for
    you?

    Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a
    headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two and
    keep away from children.
     
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    Hey shannon, don't you wish we could really do this /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    It's all Eve's fault ya know. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
     
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    Yep, it seems to always be the females fault /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif /forums/images/graemlins/ignore.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Hummm....if im not mistaken, Adams first words to Eve were....

    "Stand Back...I dont know how big this things going to get"
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    [ QUOTE ]
    "Stand Back...I dont know how big this things going to get"

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    Hummm....if im not mistaken, Adams first words to Eve were....


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    Don't talk with your mouth full...

    Eve's first words to Adam... You're going to stick that where?
     
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    Yeah, God told Eve to stay out of the water too...she didn't listen....Now that smell will NEVER come out of the fish!
     
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    Now that smell will NEVER come out of the fish!

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    Everyone knows once you pass the smell...you got it licked!

    Wonder if thats why he made it taste like Chicken /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif
     

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