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Kick me in the ass

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by gjk5, Jun 18, 2004.

  1. gjk5

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    News Anchor Dan Rather, NPR Reporter Cokie Roberts, and a
    U.S. Marine were hiking through the desert one day when they were captured by Iraqis. They were tied up, led to the village and brought before the leader.
    The leader said, "I am familiar with your western custom of granting the condemned a last wish. Before we kill and
    dismember you, do you have any last requests?"

    Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan; so I'd like one last bowlful of hot, spicy chili." The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chili. Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."

    Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job 'til the end. "The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder, and Roberts dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy."

    The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. U.S. Marine, what is your final wish?"

    "Kick me in the ass," said the Marine.

    "What?" asked the leader. "Will you mock us in your last hour?"

    "No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass," insisted the Marine.

    So the leader shoved him into the open, and kicked him in the ass. The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9mm pistol from inside his cammies, and shot the leader dead.

    In the resulting confusion, he leapt to his knapsack, pulled out his M4 carbine, and sprayed the Iraqis with gunfire. In a flash, the Iraqis were dead, dying or fleeing for their lives.

    As the Marine was untying Rather and Roberts, they asked him, "Why didn't you just shoot them? Why did you ask them to kick you in the ass?"

    "What!?" said the Marine, "And have you liberal assholes call ME the aggressor?!?"


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    Smart little Jarhead!



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    Smart little Jarhead!



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