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Kids say some funny stuff....

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ChevyCaGal, Sep 23, 2003.

  1. ChevyCaGal

    ChevyCaGal 3/4 ton status

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    I was talking to my friends 3 year old. We were looking at a book, and it had frogs in it. She says to me, "Frogs lay eggs under the water." I said to her, "Yes they do, you are so smart." She gives me a grin with that comment and she says "Birds lay eggs. They hatch and the birds all chirp" (she proceeds to pretend to be a bird). Then she stops and says, "When my mom farts, it smells like eggs...." at this point, I had to get up and leave the room, dry my nose off from the soda coming out it. If you have an embarrassing secret, and you have kids, it won't be an embarrassing secret for long.... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  2. BranndonC

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    I almost fell off my chair when i read that. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
    if i wasn't so tired, i could probably think of some the stuff my kids have said over years. if i think of any, i'll post them tomorrow.
    rick
     
  4. mudhog

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    /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif now that is funny /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  5. ChevyCaGal

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    [ QUOTE ]
    I almost fell off my chair when i read that. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
    if i wasn't so tired, i could probably think of some the stuff my kids have said over years. if i think of any, i'll post them tomorrow.
    rick

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    Isn't it amazing some of the stuff they say, and they know.... I think adults think most of the time they don't get what we are talking about or doing. Funny when they call us on it!

    Ya remember any yet?
     
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  7. chevyfumes

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    Fumes Jr. thought it'd be funny to run downstairs in his underwear and yell look Dad, then turn around only for me to see MY toothbrush wedged in his ass crack...Oh yeah they're addorable... /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Fumes Jr. thought it'd be funny to run downstairs in his underwear and yell look Dad, then turn around only for me to see MY toothbrush wedged in his ass crack...Oh yeah they're addorable... /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

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    No Poligrip needed. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif For Jr's. application. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    i wouldn't worry about that id worry about how many times he tried that before he actually did it and you used your tooth brush after /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    exactly... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    My wife is kindergarden teacher, well one valentine's day, she wore a red heart pinned to her blouse. When her students saw her, one of them yelled out "Look Mrs. Webb has a heart-on" /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
    I still crack up when I think of it.
     

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