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Kids thoughts on marriage

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by BamBamblazer, Dec 28, 2004.

  1. BamBamblazer

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    These questions were asked of kids:
    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
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    ( 1 ) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
    like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should
    keep the chips and dip coming.
    -- Alan, age 10
    ( 2 ) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
    -- Kirsten, age 10

    WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
    ( 1 ) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER
    by then.
    -- Camille, age 10
    ( 2 ) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
    married. -- Freddie, age 6

    HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
    You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling
    at the same kids.
    -- Derrick, age 8

    WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
    [font=Cour
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    know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long
    enough.
    -- Lynnette, age 8
    ( 2 ) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually
    gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
    -- Martin, age 10

    WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
    I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
    newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
    -- Craig, age 9

    WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
    ( 1 ) When they're rich.
    -- Pam, age 7
    ( 2 ) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
    with that.
    -- Curt, age 7
    ( 3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
    marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
    -- Howard, age 8

    IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
    I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm
    never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed
    out.
    -- Theodore, age 8

    HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
    There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
    -- Kelvin, age 8

    And the #1 Favorite is........
    HOW DO YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
    [font=Courier
    New]Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. [/font]
    -- Ricky, age 10
     
  2. uao85

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    Wow, give that kid ricky a coke or something, that was awesome.

    Remington
     
  3. 4GUNZ4X4Z

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    lol, that was some great answers.
     
  4. stallion85

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    This one is my favorite, so she can keep the chips and dip coming. His Mom is gonna whoop his Ass:grin:
     

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