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Kids will be ........... kids ????

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Aug 4, 2005.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    So I'm out by the shed watering the roses and I hear something behind the shed. Thinking it's a animal, I sneak around the shed with hose in hand. Well, it wasn't what I was expecting. A neighbor girl no more then 14 was half naked with a boy. I still thought about turning the hose on them, but they left with a quickness. I doubt they'll choose that spot anytime soon, LOL.
     
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    Yeah, thats normal, when i was 13 or so, i was tappin my 15 yr old babysitter, so, id say thats normal :haha:
     
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    Give them 45 years and I bet Bubba catches them in the park with a polaroid.
     
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    :haha: :haha:

    Holy-shat thats too good
     
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    i would if i wee him add it to my collection! ;) :haha:
     
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    How ironic. I just went fishing earlier tonight on a creek downstream from a dam. The bank is about 20 feet downhill from the road, concealed with trees and bushes and such. Me and my buddy are down there fishing (it's already dark) and we see a car pull up right above us. We figure it's just some more people fishing but after about 10 minutes we think we hear moaning. Well the moaning turned to screaming and we sneak up there to find a guy banging the crap out of a HOT girl in the back seat of a '98 Lumina (with the doors open :eek1: ) They went for a solid half hour, and of course we watched the whole thing, being the young nasty pervs we are. We didn't catch any fish so it at least made the trip worthwhile. :bow:
     
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    ALWAYS CARRY A VIDEO CAMERA, OR ATLEAST A CAMERA
     
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    We need proof.:D
     
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    Unfortunately, I think the repeated camera flash might spook the 'screwers'. :haha:
     
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    Hell with a camera, carry a chainsaw. Ever seen the look on a couple's face about 15 mins after they get started and 1 second afterthe chainsaw gets started. :eek:

    Of course a video camera would add to the fun. :D
     
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    LOL, that would be fuuny, LOL.
     
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    Holy crap!! I would pay to see that!!! :haha:
     
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    haven't we all been there :D
     
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    lol @ thread haha,

    i havent been there.,, never did, yeah my childhood was uhh really boring/uneventful yes,


    i would have turned the hose on them.. really.

    next thing you know a kid wil be having a kid and shell end up on springer or maury cuz she doesnt know who the father is,, :rolleyes: :doah:

    happens all the time

    its not good..
     
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    Wouldn't that be child porn ??? Sorry, I'm not into that kind of thing.
     
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    hiding places...

    We used to hang at a deserted place in my hometown ,it was near a huge dairy farm on a dirt road about a mile from the nearest house,on top of a hill..
    There was a big clump of Lilac bushes there,about 30ft in diameter,so we nicknamed the place "The Bush"!..kids often went there to drink,smoke week,get laid,etc...it was a fun place...it wasn't very often we were found there,the cops rarely went that far off the road to check the place,and we got away with a lot of stuff there you would not be able to do today,like having demolition derbies with our junk cars,etc,blast our 8 tracks as loud as we wanted,nobody could hear you!..

    I can remember going there more than once,and seeing "the bush"--but not the Lilac bushes!..more than once we "bushwhacked" a few teens in the middle of a romp in the backseat!..it was not uncommon to see condoms,both new in the package,and used,hanging from the branches of "the bush" :eek1: :haha: ...among other things like socks,shoes,rolling papers,empty baggies...ahhh,the good old days...

    I heard a few women got raped there,and it became a hangout for herion addicts and the homeless after I moved away from there...the cops had a 4wd truck now,and patrolled it frequently,and kicked out any tresspassers..

    It no longer exists today---now there is a high school where the "bush" once stood,and the area is all populated,houses everywhere...nothing even resembles the way it was as I remembered it..I felt sad when I drove up there a few years ago to see my old "stomping grounds"...nothing stays the same around here anymore... :frown1:
     
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    good ole days,,

    Yeah,,I remember gettin laid a bunch of time in this field which is now Joe Robbie Stadium,,everytime I see the Dolphins at the 50 yard line on TV it brings back memories,, :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    I was about to say at the beginning of this post i know some you also played in the park after dark and like cliton said had sexual relation down at a fishin spot after dark. I'm glad i got boys. :doah:
     
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    If you have a boy, you have one d**k to worry about, If you have girls, you have to worry about every d**k on the earth.
     

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