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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Oct 10, 2005.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    An atheist was taking a walk through the woods.

    "What majestic trees!

    What powerful rivers!

    What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.

    As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the

    bushes.

    Turning to look, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging towards him.

    He ran as fast as he could up the path. Looking over his shoulder he saw

    that the bear was closing in on him.

    His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster.

    He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but

    saw the

    bear raising his paw to take a swipe at him.



    At that instant the atheist cried out: "Oh my God!..."

    Time stopped.

    The bear froze.

    The forest was silent.

    It was then that bright light shone upon the man and a voice came out of the

    sky saying:

    "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist

    and even credit creation to a cosmic accident.

    Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as

    a believer?"



    The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me

    to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps, could you make the BEAR a Christian?"

    Very well," said the voice, the light went out.

    And the sounds of the forest resumed and then the bear lowered his paw,

    bowed his head and spoke,

    "Lord, bless this food which I am about to receive and for which I am truly

    thankful."
     
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    LOL!...ask and you shall receive :wink1:
     
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    that' great.

    There is another one where a class of 1st graders was asked if they believed in miracles. A little boy said he did and began telling the story about God dividing the Red Sea when Moses was leading the Isrealites out of Egypt. His teacher said that God did not divide the Red Sea, and that it in actuallity the Red Sea was only about knee deep in that area so the Isrealites just waded across. The little boy said "well there is another miracle for you". The teacher asked what he meant and the little boy said "God drowned all those Egyptians in two feet of water". ;)
     
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    yeah i have hurd both i like them, i remember there being another one too but i dont recall it.



    neat fun fact, they have now explaned HOW god parted the red sea,it is nicknamed the mosses afect, water is aparently weakly dimagnetic, meaning it is repeled by strong magnetic forces, these scientists focused strong magnetic fealds at a narow tube of water and the water rush out of the end of the tube!!!! it was neat to read
     
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    I like it.
     

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