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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Dec 28, 2006.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    Fick waffle

    You can saty wnaywa sewar word and add waffle and itys fuunnys

    cint waffltessal

    see!?

    No you donet see

    Ims awayt ing aluike a shoip at sea

    Im martrying a little firtlasaj and ai Loukei gher boobies ajhas her pert plus laike shamppooy nmipp[lers and waoka visuion abilit y o shhruonk down small I mean make small candy nbars b ig so bpeoplad can have chocalate

    Hene awidler ame a good willy wonkas

    I l,aieks tiou sooobues

    Hey hey ehey heyehebyasedhaslk

    WHos' cna tekl wahw is going on right now

    Hey I could be rwiunty a boofka buyt the editi9ng aowuld be horrible

    I eman spellcheck woudl die a thousand deaths

    Oh my god I just typed that without looking

    I'm like a master of real live typing now

    I can type and not touch type

    I am so ****ing awesome

    I rule the universe

    Im marrying a prettyyu girl;
     
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  3. Resurrection_Joe

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    I see how you manipluate my words out of context to make me seem like an arabian vase dealer, but your interbnship on the house of lies ius gonn be over soon, charlie, cause we have all the waespins int he world and we can use them with adequatre reading of the trraining manual and aenogubb utton opresees

    Hey! I got music to p[layo n my cell phone

    IO am hiop or what

    What do girls like these days>

    NOT ME THATS FOR SURE

    Glaf Im marrying a nice girl froma good mlay weho likes me gor hwho I cam
     
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    I believe I can see the future
    As I repeat the same routine
    I think I used to have a purpose
    But then again
    That might have been a dream
    I think I used to have a voice
    Now i never make a sound
    I just do what I've been told
    I really don't want them to come around again

    Oh, no

    [Chorus]
    Everyday is exactly the same
    Everyday is exactly the same
    There is no love here and there is no pain
    Everyday is exactly the same

    I can feel thier eyes are watching
    In case I loose myself again
    Sometimes I think I'm happy here
    Sometimes, yet I still pretend
    I can't remember how this got started
    But I can tell you exactly how it will end

    [Chorus]

    I'm writing on a little piece of paper
    I'm hoping someday you might find
    I'll hide it behind something
    They won't look behind
    I am still inside here
    A little bit comes bleeding through
    I wish this could have been any other way
    But I just don't know- I don't know what else I can do!


     
  7. Resurrection_Joe

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    You laugh nwo but whne you realize what everyone is foung is the aexavct worong thing to bei gpodogj youll realixe and thing ok my god why didnt I listen to RJ! he was teh msartest guay evers and what happened to him he want off and married some gfirl from hawaii yeah and youll look em upo and all Ill be doing is being a coool art duesd with my dentist whife out in tosme anice mid sizes d towan and Ill eb all olike ":Babay I need you to be nake, because you are short and have excelletn boobies" and she'll say "For you, baby, anythgin" and then we;l ahve allt hsi great times together because she's from hawaii and shes short and sext and has boobies and is a lithe little thing ahwo likes to do the seuper sexy dances for teh poor littles arj and I like it , I love it s I want some mroe of it I tried so hard I cantget above it, I found, a seashell and t wa s full of has and I sold it some kid tyo increase his stash and im rockin , AIm rolling Im full of ****ing bou8rbon, I like to lie about my irish turban, i made a bunch of cookies and I never will be happy because fumes and uh can can are uh whatever **** it happy yeay ayayayayayay ha \ansah Im juist hittiong fuc,iong jkeys at ronadom bnow because I dont care and in a minute Im going to stop being silly and just cry and cry and shoot myself in the ****ing head
     
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    That, is a great song

    Are you trying to tell me something?

    I think you have me down pat, my friend

    You are a good man UYB, you are a good man, and I wish the best for you
     
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    i'd hug you but i'm mad at ya
     
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    :wink1:

    How's that song go..
    "I'm moving on up,from the east side" ahh never mind. :haha:

    I'm happy now !@
     

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