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KNOCK KNOCK! I got a joke for ya!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by jjlaughner, May 5, 2006.

  1. jjlaughner

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    I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him.

    The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When
    the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old
    man, never done anything wild in your life?"

    The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had
    sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son." :thinking:
     
  2. justhorsinaround

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    Very nice!!!!!

    Gotta love quick wit.
     
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