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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Sep 20, 2006.
'Spose I could find some......
I've never had sex with a unicorn.
I have several questions about unicorn sex...
-Does the female unicorn have a horn?
-Does the male unicorn use his horn as a sex toy?
-If said female unicorn was flexible enough and did indeed have a horn, would there be any need for the male unicorn?
I imgaine unicorn lesbianism would be rampant
Why are you thinking about Unicorn sex? Not that I am curious, it's just others might want to know.
Thats like asking why the sky is blue... its rj, just go with it!
UH... Why the skateboard??? Isn't it risky enough having sex with a dagger growing out of your head. Why would you want to make it more dangerous by doing in on a rolling platform?
I suppose this could be EXTREME UNICORN SEX, next on FOX
What would they call it??..
If two ghey unicorns have sex..is it called "Unicorn-holing"???..
The gay unicorn subculture is pretty big
And all this time I was led to believe Unicorns were so innocent and pure.
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You have to realize, every cute animal on earth, at one time, was or will be ****ing
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