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Know What I Was Just Thinking?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Sep 20, 2006.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

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    Unicorn Sex
     
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    'Spose I could find some......
     
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    I've never had sex with a unicorn.
     
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    I have several questions about unicorn sex...

    -Does the female unicorn have a horn?

    -Does the male unicorn use his horn as a sex toy?

    -If said female unicorn was flexible enough and did indeed have a horn, would there be any need for the male unicorn?
     
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    I imgaine unicorn lesbianism would be rampant
     
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    Why are you thinking about Unicorn sex? Not that I am curious, it's just others might want to know.:rolleyes:
     
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    Thats like asking why the sky is blue... its rj, just go with it!
     
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    UH... Why the skateboard??? Isn't it risky enough having sex with a dagger growing out of your head. Why would you want to make it more dangerous by doing in on a rolling platform?

    I suppose this could be EXTREME UNICORN SEX, next on FOX
     
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    What would they call it??..

    If two ghey unicorns have sex..is it called "Unicorn-holing"???.. :confused:


    :thinking: :shocked:
     
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    The gay unicorn subculture is pretty big
     
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    And all this time I was led to believe Unicorns were so innocent and pure.
     
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    Answer your question?
     
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    You have to realize, every cute animal on earth, at one time, was or will be ****ing
     
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    brought to you by north central positronics
     
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    To be truthfull, not really.;)
     
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    On July 15th 1984, RJ started learning at a geometric rate... on January 1st 2007 he became self aware..... they tried to pull the plug
     
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    that you have too much free time and should get an additional job... ? lol
     
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    My head and my free time = ART

    ...and yes I make damn good money off of art
     

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