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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Chevit, Jul 16, 2003.

  1. Chevit

    Chevit 1/2 ton status

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    Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity

    Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong

    Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

    Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

    California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

    Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

    Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet

    Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

    Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

    Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

    Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum)

    Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ...

    Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

    Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

    Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

    Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

    Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

    Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos

    Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have cheap Lobster

    Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

    Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

    Michigan: First Line Of Defense from The Canadians

    Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

    Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

    Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

    Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber,and Right-wing Crazies>

    Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

    Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

    New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

    New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

    New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets

    New York: Proud Not To Be New Jersey

    North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

    North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

    Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

    Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

    Oregon: Spotted Owl & Beaver Helper It's What's For Dinner

    Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

    Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

    South Carolina: Remember The Civil War?

    South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

    Tennessee: The Educashun State

    Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

    Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

    Vermont: Yep

    Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

    Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

    Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

    West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!

    Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

    Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!
     
  2. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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  3. ChevyCaGal

    ChevyCaGal 3/4 ton status

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    California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda



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    It's kinda 50/50 on the plastic thing.... cuz it seems we have become ricer central where the bigger the wings and lower the spoiler the cooler you are...
     
  4. Stickseler

    Stickseler 3/4 ton status

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  5. angrysnowplow

    angrysnowplow 1/2 ton status

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    Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's


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    I call BS! /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif It's just not fair, I can damn near SEE the NH border from here /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif

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    New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone


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  6. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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  7. k5ntexas

    k5ntexas 1/2 ton status

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  8. ChevyCaGal

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    Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Californians!


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    More like, Washington: Help! We don't know how to drive! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  9. chevyfumes

    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Yeah ,I just love how the ones that have moved up here have so vastly improved our traffic system with there tailgating and speeding skills..... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Drey 3/4 ton status

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    Actaully its Soybeans that all the cool stuff gets made out of... /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
     
  11. sled_dog

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    Hey now we've depleted the coal mines. Besides I think ours should be "Roads in constant state of repair". You can't go to any town in Pennsylvania and not find a few roads that need repair very badly or are in the process of said repair. There are detour signs that have been up since I was little.
     
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    floridas should be "yes its hot, no we dont care, go back up north"
     
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    Funny, because it's true.

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    Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

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    Should read, "Um... sir... I don't think your qulified to fill up your own fawkin' gas tank ! (ED)"
    WTF is that about ?
     
  14. chevyfumes

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    Should read, "Um... sir... I don't think your qulified to fill up your own fawkin' gas tank ! (ED)"
    WTF is that about ?


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  15. yellowK20

    yellowK20 Well Lubricated Premium Member GMOTM Winner

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  16. kennyw

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    Chevit 1/2 ton status

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    It's kinda 50/50 on the plastic thing.... cuz it seems we have become ricer central where the bigger the wings and lower the spoiler the cooler you are...

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    yeah.... ummmmm.. i saw that bmr couple of weeks ago, and it had that awsome alum. none matching WING on the back, and some metal plate thingis behind the rear wheels ive never seen, direct air coming off tires? and then i look up and it has....... california plates on it /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif feel sorry for you californians now.
     
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    ACTUALLY...the Ohio state motto is.." Stop laughing, go grab me a beer and a 9/16ths deep well and a band-aid...and tell your ex-wife to quit leaving messages on my machine! Or I'm gonna STOMP yer ASS!" /forums/images/graemlins/pimp1.gif
     
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