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Knowledge through self-destruction

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thezentree, Apr 22, 2006.

  1. thezentree

    thezentree 3/4 ton status

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    Things learned last night:

    1.) Tequila makes you crazy.
    2.) Tequila makes you invincible.
    3.) Tequila is never, ever ever evereverever a good idea.
     
  2. cbbr

    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Correct. Next lesson.....
     
  3. Corey 78K5

    Corey 78K5 1 ton status

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    4.) Tequila makes you feel bad the next morning.
     
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    We got two racoons ****faced at my friends house with tequila last night. They live next to a creek and we were just chillin in the backyard drinking some beer and a coon comes into the yard lookin for stuff to eat and the guys that live there said its name was Bandit and he visits them regularly. We threw some chex mix on the ground for him and he was eatin it then he wandered off, we suspect he was trying to **** a cat in the bushes. Then another, smaller coon comes and starts eating the chex mix so we named him Stevey because he was feeling the ground around him like he was blind. So we decide to spice things up a little and put some tequila on a plate, and put some chex mex and grape kool-aid mix on it too. Well Bandit gets done with the cat and comes back and finds the plate. He starts to wash his hands in it and then starts splashing it all over his face, and licking his hands and then the plate. Well he stumbles off and we dont see him for the rest of the night, then Stevey comes back and gets himself some too. Again, he stumbles off and we dont see him again...
     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    I thought that was what 3.) was all aboot.
     
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    cbbr 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    :haha:
    Exactly what were you smoking, I mean drinking, when this happened.:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
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    $30 worth of tequilla + poorly executed power shift in rev limiter at 3am= $2000 transmission rebuild of girlfriends z28. needless to say, i'm not allowed to drive it anymore:(
     

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