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LADIES VS. REAL WOMEN

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Feb 27, 2004.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    Ladies- If you accidentally "over" salt a dish while it's still cooking,
    drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an
    instant fix-me up.

    Real Women- If you "over" salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too
    damn bad. Please recite the Real Women's motto: "I made it and you
    will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

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    Ladies- Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on
    your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

    Real Women- Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You
    might still have the headache, but who cares.

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    Ladies- Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to
    prevent ice cream drips.

    Real Women- Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for
    Pete's sake, you are probably lying down on the couch, with your feet
    up anyway!

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    Ladies- To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with
    the potatoes.

    Real Women- Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry
    about the potatoes growing arms and legs.

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    Ladies- When a cake recipe call for flouring the baking pan, use a bit
    of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the
    outside of the cake.

    Real Women- Go to the bakery- they'll even decorate it for you!

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    Ladies- Brush some egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a
    beautiful glossy finish.

    Real Women- Sara Lee frozen freaking pie directions do not include
    brushing egg white over anything, so don't do it!

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    Ladies- If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex
    dishwashing
    gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy

    Real Women- Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it!

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    Ladies- Don't throw out all the leftover wine, Freeze into ice cubes
    for future use in casseroles and sauces.

    Real Women- What leftover wine???

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    *Finally the most important*

    Ladies- A good friend will come and bail you out of jail.

    Real Women- A true friend will be sitting next to you saying,
    "Damn.....that was fun!
     
  2. Okiemuddog

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  3. Goober

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    Real Women- A true friend will be sitting next to you saying,
    "Damn.....that was fun!


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  4. mudjunkie 82

    mudjunkie 82 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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