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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Jul 18, 2005.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    "I still don't understand the concept"

    "Well, I don't really either, which turns out to be the best in my experience, but I digress"

    "You usually do"

    "Or undress"

    "Yes yes, go on"

    "Ok, physical metaphor"

    "....ok"

    "Close your eyes, count to three, and open them"

    "What count?"

    "Ohhhhhh..... let's go with the Berserker count"

    "One two three!"

    "See?"

    "See what?"

    "The salt shaker is on top of your beer"

    "So?"

    "Did you see it move?"

    "No...."

    "Then how did it get there?"

    "You moved it"

    "Well yes, but you cannot PROVE that can you?"

    "No"

    "...but you BELIEVE I moved it there, right?"

    "Nyah?"

    "Imagine you believed it moved there of it's own volition"

    "Alright"

    "Now, whether you could prove that or not, whether it was possible in the realm of this worlds limitations, as long as you still believed, and as long as it still had moved with no witness, you could justifiably make a case for salt shaker sentiency and locomotion"

    "I suppose"

    "Now, does it really matter as long as the salt shaker is there?"

    "I guess not"

    "Ok, that's how I show up at improbably or impossible locations at similarly unlikely times"

    "...and you have no theory on how that happens"

    "Nope!"

    "Haven't you ever tried to work it out"

    "Yes, from 1988 to 1996, when I met you"

    "...and fell in love with me and forgot about everything else?"

    "Yep"

    "I was 14 you know"

    "You still are, basically"

    "You're still a pedophile"

    "Well, yeah, but not with wicked intentions, it's the beauty of the thing"

    "I love you regardless"

    "Great"

    "So you're saying, in summation, that you can bend space by using your undefined powers or under the assistance of some other force mainly because you don't much care"

    "Yup"

    "...and that's how you always end up sleeping in the rafters and waking me up by pulling furi kuri"

    "Uh huh"

    "It's annoying at times"

    "Quit renting rooms with rafters"

    "Hmmmmm"

    "You know you love it baby"

    "Hey, buy me apple juice"

    "Alight"

    "Why not bend space and get it instantly"

    "Why don't I just bend time and have gotten it for you already?"

    "Because time is linear, if not an illusion"

    "Correct"

    "Get my ****ing apple juice"

    "Saucy young tart today eh Kid?"

    "You squeezed them real hard today"

    "Ahhhhh....."
     
  2. surpip

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    that, was a GREAT story
     
  3. unclematty

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    Houston to RJ orbiter...Are you there RJ?
    J/K man! Keep it up, I love your little peices!
     
  4. thezentree

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    Say again, over.


    Eh?
     
  5. Resurrection_Joe

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    Conversations are so fun and fast to write! Each character lives in my head, so it's pretty much pure thoughtstream.

    Anyone know what furi kuri is anyway? :D
     

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