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Late for work - PRICELESS

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Z3PR, Feb 24, 2005.

  1. Z3PR

    Z3PR Banned

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    >> Late for work
    >> While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (20 miles over the
    limit),
    >> a
    >> woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the
    >> other
    >> side lying in wait.
    >> The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic
    >> patronizing smirk we all know and love(?), asked, "What's your hurry?"
    >> To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
    >> "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
    >> "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
    >> The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a
    >> rectum stretcher do?"
    >> "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my
    way up
    >> to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I
    work
    >> from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but
    >> surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
    >> "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.
    >> "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
    >> Traffic Ticket: $105.00
    >> Court Costs: $45.00
    >> Look on Cop's Face: PRICELESS
     
  2. TSGB

    TSGB 1 ton status

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    Wow, I was just telling this one at work today! With a few differences.
     

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