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Discussion in '1973-1991 K5 Blazer | Truck | Suburban' started by HarryH3, Jan 11, 2001.

  1. HarryH3

    HarryH3 1 ton status Author

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    A friend that drives F*rds sent me this. First time I'd seen it! [​IMG]

    C- CRANKS
    H- HARD
    E- EVERY
    V- VALVE
    R- RATTLES
    O- OIL
    L- LEAKS
    E- EVERY
    T- TIME...

    <font color=black>HarryH3 - '75 K5</font color=black>
    <A target="_blank" HREF=http://ThunderTruck.ColoradoK5.com>http://ThunderTruck.ColoradoK5.com</A>
     
  2. MudFrog

    MudFrog 1/2 ton status

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    At least it still runs [​IMG].
    A buddy of mine used to use that all the time on me, I just kept saying the obvious... Found On Road Dead, and Fix Or Repair Daily. I used to know some others but forgot them. Ya'll have any good ones?

    89 K5 Silverado
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  3. Blaze

    Blaze 1/2 ton status

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    I always liked F*rd backwards is Driver Returns On Foot

    [​IMG]<A target="_blank" HREF=http://www4.ncsu.edu/~brschoch>http://www4.ncsu.edu/~brschoch</A>
     
  4. Burt4x4

    Burt4x4 3/4 ton status

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    Found On Road Dead


    72K5[​IMG]Led Zeppelin[​IMG]Rock ON![​IMG]
    <A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.burt4x4.coloradok5.com>http://www.burt4x4.coloradok5.com</A>
     
  5. keith

    keith 1/2 ton status

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    Those are funny but I'm going to act like a ford an cut out!

    79 Blazer 6"lift 35's locked/4:56 <A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.keith.coloradok5.com>http://www.keith.coloradok5.com</A>
     
  6. Emmettology 101

    Emmettology 101 3/4 ton status

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    Fu(ked Over Reconditioned Dodge

    Mike [​IMG]
    See <font color=green>EMMETT</font color=green> -&gt; <A target="_blank" HREF=http://emmett.coloradok5.com>http://emmett.coloradok5.com</A>
     
  7. mudhog

    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    i love that one driver returns on foot lmao

    s.smith 77blazer lookin 4 mud
     
  8. tRustyK5

    tRustyK5 Big meanie Staff Member Super Moderator GMOTM Winner Author

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    <font color=blue>FORD.......At least they circled the problem!

    </font color=blue><font color=red>Flip Over, Read Directions</font color=red>

    </font color=red>Rene

    [​IMG]
     
  9. ftn96

    ftn96 1/2 ton status

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    Failed on race day

    Will work for parts, beer and sex.
    90 Jimi,350/700R4/241/10bolts/3.73's/33's/4"
    <A target="_blank" HREF=http://mccordhouse.freeservers.com>http://mccordhouse.freeservers.com</A>
     
  10. Scoobydoo

    Scoobydoo 1/2 ton status

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    MY
    OLD
    PIECE
    AIN'T
    RUNNIN
    [​IMG]

    Scooby Dooby Doo !!!
     
  11. Boss

    Boss 1/2 ton status Author

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    Forget Off Road Driving

    Boss
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    [​IMG]
     
  12. Scoobydoo

    Scoobydoo 1/2 ton status

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    DON'T
    OVER
    DO
    GO
    EASY

    Scooby Dooby Doo !!!
     
  13. delta9blazer

    delta9blazer 1/2 ton status

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    Fuckin'
    Oakies
    Really
    Dig 'em

    <font color=purple>delta9blazer</font color=purple>
     
  14. Confederate9

    Confederate9 1/2 ton status

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    F- forever
    O- on
    R- repair
    D- duty


    Confederate's w/ K5's!
    '85 K5: BIG BAD AND MEAN
    K5: Because size DOES matter
     
  15. jimmyjack

    jimmyjack 1/2 ton status

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    Because
    U
    Deserve
    What
    Every
    Individual
    Should
    Ever
    Receive

    creepin' and crawlin'

    Jim
     
  16. Scooter

    Scooter 1/2 ton status

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    A buddy of mine that drag races F*rds and I used to go thru this about every other week. I had a GMC at the time and the only thing he could ever come up with was Gotta Mechanic Coming. He quit trying after i dropped this on him...
    FORD = For Only Retarded Drivers


    <font color=blue> Duct tape the small stuff down. </font color=blue>
    Scot in K.C.
     
  17. OFFRDK5

    OFFRDK5 1/2 ton status Premium Member

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    I just have to reply to this...I am sick of this bashing of me...how mean are you people? Why must you go after me? I didn't do anything to you!! Let alone do you insult me you are insulting most of my family. Please stop with the FORD bashing...I really don't like the Found on road dead one...cuz well..my aunt was found at the side of the road dead...please....oh, and you haven't figured it out yet...my middle name is Ford..my Mothers name was Ford and the whole family had the last name of Ford....so please...no "dead" jokes...don't wanna sound like an a$$...but please....[​IMG]

    SK-15
    J**P...it's whats for dinner!
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    Roads? Where we're going, we don't need any roads!
     
  18. riz

    riz 3/4 ton status

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    <font color=purple>How about ..........

    Great
    Mountain
    Climber

    Poor
    Old
    Negroe
    Thinks
    It's
    A
    Caddilac</font color=purple>

    <font color=purple>L8r,

    .Riz.<font color=purple>
     

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