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Lawsuit

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Oct 17, 2003.

  1. Muddytazz

    Muddytazz 1 ton status

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    Somewhere in the deep south Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true
    they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?"

    Yes, Bubba, that's true." answered the lawyer.

    "And people are suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and
    clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries--is that true,
    mister lawyer?"

    "Sure is, Bubba, but why do you ask?"

    ''Cause I was thinkin'--maybe I can sue Budweiser for all them ugly women
    I've been waken' up with."
     
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    mudhog THEGAME Staff Member Super Moderator

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    one more reason I dont drink beer. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif no scary/large chix the-day-after for this pimp!

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    AND go ahead and sue Hustler magazine for giving him carpal tunnel.

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