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Lawyer Joke

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Oct 22, 2003.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    There was an attorney who got home late one evening after a very taxing day
    trying to get a stay of execution for a client, named Wilbur Wright,
    who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea
    for clemency to the state governor had failed and he was feeling tired
    and depressed.

    As soon as he got through the door his wife started on about, "What time
    of night do you call this? Where the hell have you been?" and so on.
    Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and
    poured himself a very large whisky and headed off to the bathroom
    for a long hot soak -- pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.

    While he was in the bath the phone rang, which the wife answered to
    be told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution
    after all. Realizing what a day he must have had, she relented alittle
    and went upstairs to give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom
    door she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear view as he bent
    naked over the bath cleaning the tub. "They're not hanging Wright tonight,"
    she said, at which the attorney whirled round and screamed hysterically,
    ......"For crying out loud . . .don't you ever stop bitching ?"
     
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    Way to true!!
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    That is so true

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