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Lawyer Joke

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Muddytazz, Feb 4, 2004.

  1. Muddytazz

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    A big city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural New South Wales.
    He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's paddock on the
    other side of a fence.

    As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his
    tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I
    shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going into retrieve
    it."

    The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you are not coming over
    here."

    The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the
    States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take
    everything you own."

    The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do
    things up here in the Northern Rivers. We settle small disagreements
    like this with the Dorrigo Three Kick Rule."

    The lawyer asked, "What is the Dorrigo Three Kick Rule?"

    The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick
    me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives
    up."

    The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that
    he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local
    custom. The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up
    to the city feller.

    His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's
    groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly ripped
    the man's nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly then the
    farmer's third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.

    The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet
    and said, "Okay, you old coot - now it's my turn."

    The old farmer smiled and said,
    "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."
     
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