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LeRoy and the gator

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by thatK30guy, Aug 1, 2002.

  1. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    Sent to my from Dave (captain chaos). /forums/images/icons/wink.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

    >A rich white man in Richmond, Virginia decided that he wanted to throw
    a
    >party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited
    Leroy,
    >the only black guy in the neighborhood. He held the party around the
    pool
    >in the backyard of his mansion.
    >Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp,
    oysters
    >and BBQ, and flirting with the women. At the height of the party, the
    host
    >said, "I have a 10-foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a
    million
    >dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in."
    >
    >The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash
    and
    >everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting
    the
    >gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes
    with
    >his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of [censored] like head butts
    and
    >choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator
    through
    >the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and
    >splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and
    raising
    >hell. Finally, Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top
    like a
    >KMart goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.
    >
    >Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the host said,
    >"Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."
    >"No, that's okay. I don't want it.", said Leroy.
    >The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the
    bet.
    >How about half a million bucks then?"
    >"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.
    >The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was
    >amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"
    >Again Leroy said no. Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then
    what
    >do you want?"
    >
    >Leroy said, "I want the name of the muthafucka who pushed me in the
    pool!"
     
  2. captain chaos

    captain chaos 1/2 ton status

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    WOW sent that a long time ago, you're just getting to it now..
    hope you are enjoying the joke's.. /forums/images/icons/grin.gif
    BTW became a member today, so hope to get back in the chat room. maybe i can catch you there. /forums/images/icons/cool.gif

    dave
     
  3. thatK30guy

    thatK30guy 1 ton status Premium Member

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    I got those a long time ago, but saved them. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

    Last night my yahoo account was full, so I needed to get some stuff off of there. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif
     
  4. behemoth

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    ROFLMOA !!!!!!!!!!!! That totally caught me off guard!!!! LMAO !!!!!!

    STILL LOL !!!!!!!!!!!! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif
     

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