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LeRoy and the Gator

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Jul 30, 2003.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    A rich white man in Louisiana decided that he wanted to throw a
    party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited
    Leroy, the only ex-cop in the neighborhood. He held the party around
    the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time
    drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with the
    women.

    At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating
    gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the
    balls to jump in." The words were barely out of his mouth when there was
    a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!

    Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing the
    gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of
    stuff like head butts and chokeholds, biting the gator on the tail and
    flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

    The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the
    gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator
    and let it float to the top like a K-mart goldfish. Leroy then slowly
    climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
    Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million
    dollars." "No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy. The rich man
    said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about
    half a million bucks then?" "No thanks. I don't want it," answered
    Leroy. The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That
    was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?
    "Again Leroy said no. Confused, the rich man
    asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?" Leroy said, "I want the
    name of the MF who pushed me in the pool.
     
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    That's probably the first long joke that I've read in a while that I didn't see coming, good joke.
     
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