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Let the Michael Jackson jokes begin...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by KRAZIE87K5, Nov 20, 2003.

  1. KRAZIE87K5

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    Here they are....

    Q. What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?
    A. They both ride three year olds.


    Q. What's the worst stain to try and remove from a little boy's underpants?
    A. Michael Jackson's makeup.

    Q. Why does Michael Jackson disappear for a couple hours after one of his little friends leaves?
    A. It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his dick.

    Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
    A. Two 5 year olds.

    Q. Why did Michael Jackson decide to have a boy of his own?
    A. Because it's too expensive to rent them at $2 million a pop!

    Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
    A: They're both 44 year old meat between 10 year old buns!

    Q. What did Elvis say after seeing Michael and Lisa Marie on television?
    A. "Boy, that's a relief. I though she married a black guy!"

    Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
    A. He thought it was a delivery service.

    Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
    A: Because they aren't his!

    Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 cub scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink. The captain announced, "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!" Michael Jackson asked, "What about the children?"
    The captain replied, "Screw the children!" Michael Jackson looked around eagerly and said, "Do we have time?"

    A little boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God a male or a female?"
    After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is both a male and a female." This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?" "Well, God is both black and white." At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Is Michael Jackson God?"

    Michael Jackson asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could he have sex. The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least 12 or 13 years old.
     
  2. 55Willy

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    Q:
    How do you tell Michael is on a date..

    A:
    theres a big wheel parked out front.
     
  3. BamBamblazer

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    Q:
    What is soft and brown and found in little boys diapers?

    A:
    Michael Jacksons hand!

    Q:
    What did the lady say when she saw Michael Jackson on the beach?

    A:
    Pardon me sir, your in my son! /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif
     
  4. BurbinOR

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    [​IMG]

    Here's enough of a joke..........looks like he put on his makeup before he surrendered. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Q; What's the biggest difference between Michael Jackson and Richard Prior ???
    A; One got burnt on Coke, the other Pepsi.
     
  6. nvrenuf

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    I simply couldn't resist using the mug shot as an avatar for a while. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  7. jackedjimmy350

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    lmao willy
     
  8. Stickseler

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    Knock Knock....
     
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    ok ok whos there
     
  10. Corey 78K5

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    Q. What does Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?
    A. Boy's pants 1/2 off.

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    I hope to hell they string that baby raper up by the nut sack. /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif
     
  11. Stickseler

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    [ QUOTE ]
    ok ok whos there


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    Little Boy Blue
     
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    little boy blue who?
     
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    so i got a cool story. when i was driving to school tuesday morning 7:30ish i drove past figeroa canyon road(his street) at the entrance there was about 50 cop cars and forensic trucks parked in a feild. cops were just milling around everywhere. later i found out they raided his house, and by the time i drove home about 3 hours later there were about fifty news vans parked in the same feild. kind of funny. i dont know if i get to go out tomorow for work or not, it will be cool to see if anything has changed.
     
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    Q: Whats the diference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag??

    A: Ones made of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with. The other you use to bring milk home in /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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