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Let Thy Mind Wander.... And You May Pay

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Resurrection_Joe, Sep 2, 2005.

  1. Resurrection_Joe

    Resurrection_Joe 1 ton status

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    I was daydreaming and scratching about and realized I can actually feel my ribs! So lah dee dah, oh hey I can hook my hands under them kind of...... what if I pull on them......

    Just don't

    I feel displaced

    ****ing ouch
     
  2. Desert Rat

    Desert Rat Fetch the comfy chair

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    That makes two of us................
     
  3. dontoe

    dontoe 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    That's better! ;)
     
  4. Resurrection_Joe

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    Nahhhhhh, too much heavy labor breaks me out of daydreams :D
     
  5. 3 on the tree

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    Shouldn't be THAT hard to find em!!!
     
  6. Resurrection_Joe

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    No see, I was implying that my testicles each were so immense that thier wieght either seprate or combined would have a heavy wearing effect on my disposition and general well being. Very dense and manly they would be, able to crack glass.
     
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    :haha: :haha: :haha: all taters and no meat?
     
  8. Resurrection_Joe

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    Well the funny thing is, my wang is of such epic proportions that it's own mass is too heavy for it to support, as when you double something in size, it is an eightfold increase in mass. I can't turn around too fast or the centrifical force with rip it off my body. I have developed a second heart and my blood runs at 450PSI just to support it.

    Nah just kidding, pretty much low average all around :D
     
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    now that's funny right there. :haha: :haha: :haha:
     
  11. Resurrection_Joe

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    Fully functional though! :D
     

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