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Let's have a cesshole poll.........

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Bubba Ray Boudreaux, Jul 29, 2003.

  1. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Let\'s have a cesshole poll.........

    Since we can't say [I love Jeeps] around here, it will be known as a cesspool. You know, those towns that should have been dust in the wind and you can't stand driving through and would rather drive 200 miles around it.

    So if this takes off, we can have an official cesspool town voted on by us. Very simple, throw out that list of towns (would prefer to leave the bigger municipalities out of it like SF, LA, Phx and such since it would be no contest), let's name those smaller places. So everyone throw out those towns and let's say in a couple of days, I'll round up all the names and have an official poll........

    My nominations.........long list here folks.

    Wahiawa, HI
    Wainaie, HI
    Barstow, CA
    Tulare County, CA(just naming it, not an official nomination
    Winslow, AZ
    Holbrook, AZ (met ex-wife here /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif)
    Gallup, NM
    Hinesville, GA
    Jackson, TN

    That's my small list, I have some omissions.....
     
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    Amity, Or
    Laurelwood, Or
    Drain, Or (wife's addition)
     
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    LOL the only thing good in Drain is big bertha golf clubs,LOL
     
  4. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Drain, Or

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    That's a definite qualifier /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Rio Linda, CA (perfect city if you only have 3 teeth, and 36 cars which don't run)
    Hayden, ID (if you are into white power, then you are at home here!)
    Barstow, CA (it just sucks)
    Sparks/Reno, NV (yes, one town can have too many pawn shops)
    Winslow, AZ (the only place I ever got offered at a Burger King a chance to buy crack!)
    Needles, CA (it's hotter then can be, and it just sucks)
    Contra Costa County (perfect area in CA for those with the discriminating drug habit!)
    Woodburn, OR (I went to Walmart here, left my truck unlocked, someone got inside and only stole a pair of shoes, shoes at that with dog crap on them... uh ok...)
     
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    BattleMountain, Nevada.

    One of the dumpiest places I have ever seen. And living in Idaho near a reservation, you see some dumpy places. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
     
  7. Bubba Ray Boudreaux

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    Barstow, CA (it just sucks)

    Winslow, AZ (the only place I ever got offered at a Burger King a chance to buy crack!)

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    Hmm, already got repeats /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif.

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    And living in Idaho near a reservation, you see some dumpy places.

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    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif Never really have seen the rez out there (the better parts), but I did stop at Ft. Hall the last time I was up there and fell in love with the store clerk. She was hot, too bad she was 8 months along /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Barstow, CA (it just sucks)

    Winslow, AZ (the only place I ever got offered at a Burger King a chance to buy crack!)

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    Hmm, already got repeats /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif.

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    I think Skigirl will say something about Barstow too... /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

    And Winslow, how could you not nominate if you have ever been there? Like I said, I was eating my chicken strips and this scary woman hobbles up to our table (mind you I was on a church trip so there was a big group of us sitting right by each other) and says, hey, I got some crack, you wanna buy some? I was like ah, there's like 50 people in here, why did you ask me? That guy over there looks more like a crack addict then me... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif She got all mad, went over to the juke box and preceeded to pick the song I Got You Babe 40 times on the thing... she was still standing there staring at it when we left. My guess, 10 years later, she is still there...
     
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    Council Bluff's, Ia. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Drugs, drugs, and more dope. Only thing that town has going for it is one fairly classy tittie bar, and that's not saying much. /forums/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
     
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    ill just vote for barstow now. i will never miss driving through that place. i loved being stationed in california, but anything out in the deser was just wierd!!
     
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    green river, UT /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif
    rock spring, WY
    blithe, CA
     
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    Washington D.C and surrounding areas within a 30 mile radius.

    John
     
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    Des Moine Iowa...

    I hate that place. Broke down once and the whole town jumped on the bandwagon cuz of my CA plates and ripped me off big time. If I ever get my hands on a nuclear device, I will explode it in Des Moine...
     
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    EUGENE OREGON!
    the only place in oregon i HATE. BUT i have to go back now and then. and CALIFORNIA. county, city state, it dont matter. also, i have to drive through it now and then as well. and i might get stationed back there as well. /forums/images/graemlins/angryfire.gif
    sorry jeremy, i HAVE to nominate it.
    Grant
     
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    OMFG - Even if I didnt graduate from Oregon State I wouldnt like Eugene...(If for no other reason than its connected to Sprigfield. /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif) Prime example: The Beltline... the freeway to nowhere... from a two lane road to a 4 lane freeway with bumper to bumper traffic in a town of 150k people to a two lane road, whats that about? its like they all get on the beltline all at once... its almost as bad as hwy 26 in Portland only there's way over a million people here.

    Doh... /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif the wife grew up in Eugene, guess I'll be sleeping on the couch again... Damn, more make-up sex later. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
     
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    Colfax Washington. If the World was gonna have an Enema, they'd stick the Hose in Colfax! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Oceanside, California.
    Santa Maria, California.
    Byers, Oklahoma.
    Butte, Montana.

    Probably a lot more that I have suppressed.

    John
     
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    Except during duck season, any place in the Mississippi River Delta south of Memphis, TN. I haven't been in the delta north of that point so I can't speak of it.

    Waycross, GA (Never has there been a more appropriate name for a town.)

    Jacksonville, NC (My apologies to the Marines stationed there.)

    Orangeburg, SC

    Union Springs, AL

    There are more, but these stick out in my memory by-far.
     
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    Sun Valley Nevada I lived there for a bit when I was little and the day we left there was a dead dogs head on a stop sign. You had to sleep with a gun under your pillow and own a large dog. Trailers as far as the eye can see and not nice trailers (which do exist just not there) but the kind made in the 70s with no skirting and 10 garbage cans surrounding them with the garbage on the ground not the cans. A bunch of cars sitting in the weeds. Some had bad sewage systems that flooded the yard. I wonder what its like today. /forums/images/graemlins/thinking.gif
     
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    Jacksonville, NC (approx 700:1 ratio of guys to girls with full set of teeth)
    29Palms, CA (love the area, can't stand the town)
     

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