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Lets hear some JEEP JOKES!!!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by 88GLAZER, Oct 21, 2003.

  1. 88GLAZER

    88GLAZER 1/2 ton status

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    my wheeling buddy is a jeep guy and I really want to bust his balls.
     
  2. BowtieBlazer

    BowtieBlazer 1/2 ton status

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    Jeep, so girly even Barbie had one
     
  3. Confedneck

    Confedneck 3/4 ton status

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    i saw this sticker today on the most badass non lifted on 33s brown k10 you've ever seen..its out in my driveway right now.. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  4. firefighter184

    firefighter184 1/2 ton status

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    Jeep: It's what's for dinner

    Jeep: For the dirt road to the soccer fields

    Of course I don't understand the Jeep thing, I have testicles...

    Silly wabbit, Jeeps are for chicks

    And, best of all........
    Jeeps suck. Blazers Kick ass.

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  5. bryguy00b

    bryguy00b 3/4 ton status

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    yea....or "its a jeep thing..i dont understand" hehe
     
  6. conoverbandit

    conoverbandit 1/2 ton status

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    Jeep.................it's what's for dinner /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  7. Thunder

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    Jeep! The #1 vehicle choice of homosexual men across america. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  8. Thunder

    Thunder 3/4 ton status

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    Need I say more?
     
  9. nc87k5

    nc87k5 3/4 ton status

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  10. emoo99

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    /forums/images/graemlins/eek.gif/forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif dang! I bet that's FAST!!!
     
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    JEEP: thousands of f@gs can't be wrong.
     
  12. JK5

    JK5 1/2 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    Here's some from my...
    "How to Shut-up a Punk Jeeper???" Thread... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

    Jeeps are like tampons, every pussy has one.

    Ask him if he got to keep the barbie that came with his jeep!!!

    So you've got a Jeep. Isn't that cute.

    4.0? They make engines that small?!?

    That's a real cute "jeep thing" you've got there.

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    Here's moore82..
    He's Yellin'..."I'll pull YOU out...But Your gonna have to hook-up!!!"
     
  13. mudjunkie 82

    mudjunkie 82 1 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    [ QUOTE ]
    Jeeps are like tampons, every pussy has one.


    [/ QUOTE ] Good one /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    What else do jeeps and tampons have in common?
    Just wondering. I tried to come up with some answers, but my creativity juices don't flow in the morning.
     
  15. Greg72

    Greg72 "Might As Well..." Staff Member Super Moderator

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    Someone used to use this one in their .sig but I can't remember who to give the credit to:


    "I finally got the Jeep Thing, and now it hurts when I pee"


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  16. firefighter184

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    thats a good one!
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    I must say, that even though I posted I couple of good Heep jokes, won't put that stuff on my rig, because you never know who might be pullin you out of the s@#$. I was talkin crap about Dodges here on CK5, and wouldn't ya know, GMule reminded me that his Dodge once pulled me up a hill. Lesson learned. I LOVE talkin crap about Heeps though. They are the best vehicle of choice for the gay community, as well as high school chicks and rappers on a budget... /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  19. FatBoyBlazer

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    [ QUOTE ]
    "I finally got the Jeep Thing, and now it hurts when I pee"


    [/ QUOTE ] we got that off the back of a truck up in vermont at essex junction....btw its Trucknutzdude is the one that has it /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    Have you seen the latest jeep ad, where the hideakey is under a rock, so the dood, hook's up a towstrap and roll's the rock over? Then it say's with a 6000 lb towing capability, jeep can do it? /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     

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