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lets play Jeopardy...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by solowookie, Feb 28, 2002.

  1. solowookie

    solowookie 1/2 ton status

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    these all came from the same source; who can name it?

    I will not carve gods.
    I will not spank others.
    I will not aim for the head.
    I will not barf unless I'm sick
    I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
    I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge.
    I will not conduct my own fire drills.
    Funny noises are not funny.
    I will not snap bras.
    I will not fake seizures.
    This punishment is not boring and pointless.
    My name is not Dr. Death.
    I will not defame New Orleans.
    I will not prescribe medication.
    I will not bury the new kid.
    I will not teach others to fly.
    I will not bring sheep to class.
    A burp is not an answer.
    Teacher is not a leper.
    Coffee is not for kids.
    I will not eat things for money.
    I will not yell "She's Dead" at roll call.
    The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee.
    I will not call the principal "spud head."
    Goldfish don't bounce.
    Mud is not one of the 4 food groups.
    No one is interested in my underpants.
    I will not sell miracle cures.
    I will return the seeing-eye dog.
    I do not have diplomatic immunity.
    I will not charge admission to the bathroom.
    The cafeteria deep fryer is not a toy.
    All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy.
    I will not say "Springfield" just to get applause.
    I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
    My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man.
    I will not go near the kindergarten turtle.
    I am not deliciously saucy.
    Organ transplants are best left to professionals.
    The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with "Hail Satan".
    I will not celebrate meaningless milestones.
    There are plenty of businesses like show business.
    Five days is not too long to wait for a gun.
    I will not waste chalk.
    I will not skateboard in the halls.
    Underwear should be worn on the inside.
    I will never win an Emmy.
    The Christmas Pageant does not stink.
    I will not torment the emotionally frail.


    <font color=blue> Jeff - may the force be with you</font color=blue>
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  2. 55Willy

    55Willy 3/4 ton status

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    What are things that Bart Simpson has written on the chalkboard?



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    What do you mean, Where did I get it??...I <font color=blue>BUILT</font color=blue> the <a target="_blank" href=http://mandydyer.tripod.com/55WillysWagon4x4.htm>damn thing</a>!!
     
  3. solowookie

    solowookie 1/2 ton status

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    oh we have got a winner... (have yur signifigant other give you a swift kick in the booty... [​IMG] LOL)

    <font color=blue> Jeff - may the force be with you</font color=blue>
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  4. BAD LUCK 79'

    BAD LUCK 79' 1/2 ton status

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    come on i got it in the first 3 sayings... the simpsons... it's what bart writes on the black board at the school......give us a harder question

    BAD LUCK is better than no luck at all!!!!
    Is it bad that my truck is older than my wife?
     
  5. muddin4fun

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    <blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr>

    I will not teach others to fly.

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    Riz said this but he lied. I saw him the other day telling some kid that yes indeed, he could fly. Riz...tisk tisk....[​IMG]

    <font color=red>Stupid people shouldn't tell other stupid people how not to be stupid</font color=red>
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  6. solowookie

    solowookie 1/2 ton status

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    hey, its your turn to give us a question...

    <font color=blue> Jeff - may the force be with you</font color=blue>
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  7. Ryan B.

    Ryan B. 3/4 ton status GMOTM Winner

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    <blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr>

    No one is interested in my underpants.

    Underwear should be worn on the inside.

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    YEAH RIZ!
    Maybe you should listen to some good advise!

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  8. BAD LUCK 79'

    BAD LUCK 79' 1/2 ton status

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    alright then... let's see... the Hatfield and Macoy fued took place for the most part in this state and this county....

    question 2: the bloody mingo massacare happened in this town...

    i'd honestly be surprised if anyone get's both... i'd give maybe 20/1 odds....

    BAD LUCK is better than no luck at all!!!!
    Is it bad that my truck is older than my wife?
     
  9. 55Willy

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    <blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr>

    the Hatfield and Macoy fued took place for the most part in this state and this county....

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    State- W.V.
    County-Mingo County
    <blockquote><font class="small">In reply to:</font><hr>

    the bloody mingo massacare happened in this town...

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    Town-Matewan







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    What do you mean, Where did I get it??...I <font color=blue>BUILT</font color=blue> the <a target="_blank" href=http://mandydyer.tripod.com/55WillysWagon4x4.htm>damn thing</a>!!
     
  10. BAD LUCK 79'

    BAD LUCK 79' 1/2 ton status

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    where you from boy??? you from WV or KY by any chance...??? i've never met anyone that knew that unless they were from my home area.... most people don't even think the fued ever happened....

    ok willy your turn to ask the question

    BAD LUCK is better than no luck at all!!!!
    Is it bad that my truck is older than my wife?<P ID="edit"><FONT class="small">Edited by BAD LUCK 79' on 03/02/02 09:15 AM.</FONT></P>
     
  11. Corey 78K5

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    Actually the fued started in either Scotland or Ireland over one family claiming that the other family stole a pig.


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  12. 55Willy

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    I grew up in Oregon, still there too,LOL.

    my turn for the question......(thinking of an ultimate stumper)

    " Originally this legendary place name referred to the ruler near Bogota who dusted his body with gold "



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    What do you mean, Where did I get it??...I <font color=blue>BUILT</font color=blue> the <a target="_blank" href=http://mandydyer.tripod.com/55WillysWagon4x4.htm>damn thing</a>!!
     
  13. tRustyK5

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    Oregon?

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  14. 55Willy

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    nope.. first hint: he shared his name with a model of a car...
    hint #2 It's a GM company that makes this model.
     
  15. NoAngel

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    I think Corey is right. I thought it was Scotland.
     
  16. BAD LUCK 79'

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    the whole fued started here in the states...
     

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