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Let's toss some humor out here today...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Erich_in_AZ, Mar 26, 2003.

  1. Erich_in_AZ

    Erich_in_AZ 1/2 ton status

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    Let\'s toss some humor out here today...

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    What's up with folks these days? The blindfold and handcuff thing didn't freak me out, but a paring knife? /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

    A game with handcuffs, blindfold ... and a paring knife
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    PLEASANTVILLE, N.Y. (AP) _ A Westchester woman has been charged with assault for allegedly stabbing her blindfolded and handcuffed husband during what police called a "bizarre game."

    She stabbed him again after bringing him to the hospital, said William Rehm, deputy commissioner of the county police.

    Rehm said the incident began Sunday afternoon when Sheila Davalloo, 33, and her husband, Paul Christos, 36, were engaged in a game involving blindfolds and handcuffs at their home in Pleasantville.

    At one point, Davalloo took a paring knife from the kitchen and punctured Christos' chest. Rehm said he wasn't sure if that was part of the game.

    He said it took several minutes for Christos to persuade his wife to take him to the Westchester Medical Center in Valhalla. But in the hospital parking lot, she stabbed him again and they were arguing loudly enough that a passer-by called 911, Rehm said. When police arrived Christos had several wounds to the chest and back and required surgery.

    Davalloo fled but was caught by police, Rehm said. She was arraigned Monday in Pleasantville and was being held without bail.

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  2. Ryan B.

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    Re: Let\'s toss some humor out here today...

    Um Hmm, Kinda Kinky.

    Sounds fun.


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  3. landsmasher

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    Re: Let\'s toss some humor out here today...

    Well at least he still has his equipment. John Bobbit wasn't so lucky. /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
  4. Goober

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    Re: Let\'s toss some humor out here today...

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    At one point, Davalloo took a paring knife from the kitchen and punctured Christos' chest. Rehm said he wasn't sure if that was part of the game.

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    Can you say "Moron"?


    Sure, I knew you could.


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    Re: Let\'s toss some humor out here today...

    You folks would be REALLY surprised by what goes on "next door." Alot of freaks out there. I assure you that they are in your town. /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif /forums/images/graemlins/1zhelp.gif
     
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    A friends dad was the chief ER surgeon waaaaay back when. He used to show us pics and tell some crazy scary stories about people. " one time a guy came in wearing a trench coat and a vacuum cleaner tucked under his arm....." /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    Re: Let\'s toss some humor out here today...

    Ah yes, John Bobbit. Sing with me now (to the tune of the hillbillies theme):

    Come and listen to my story of a man named John
    A poor ex-marine with a little fraction gone
    it seems one night after getting with his wife
    she lopped off his schlong with the swipe of a knife.

    Dong, that is - clean cut, missed the nuts.

    Now the next thing you know there's a Ginseu by his side
    and Lorena's in the car taking willie for a ride
    She soon got tired of her purple-headed friend
    and tossed out the window as she drove around the bend.

    Curve that is - tossed the nub into the shrub.

    She went to the cops and confessed to the attack
    they called out the hounds just to get his weenie back.
    They sniffed and they barked and pointed over there
    to John B's henry that was waving in the air.

    Found, that is - by a fence, evidence.

    Now peter and John couldn't stay apart too long
    so a dick doc said, "Hey, I can fix your dong!"
    A needle and a thread is all it's going to need
    and the whole world waited 'til they heard that Johnny peed.

    Whizzed, that is - even seam, straight stream.

    Well he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court
    with a half-a$$ed lawyer cuz his assets came up short.
    They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape
    and his pecker was the only thing they didn't show on tape.

    Video, that is - unexposed, case closed.

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  8. Donna

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    Re: Let\'s toss some humor out here today...

    That is truly hilarious!!! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     

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