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Letter to the FAA about flight highjackings (joke)...

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Chaz88K5, Apr 3, 2002.

  1. Chaz88K5

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    Dear Sirs:

    I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings,

    and at the same time getting our airline industry back

    on its feet.

    Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to
    look at naked women we should replace all of our
    female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would

    be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a
    naked woman.

    And of course, every businessman in this country would
    start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman. We
    would have no more hijackings, and the airline
    industry would have record sales.

    Now why didn't FAA or the Congress think of this?

    Sincerely,

    William J. Clinton
     

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