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Liberal vs Conservative vs Texan Debate

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Stickseler, Jan 21, 2003.

  1. Stickseler

    Stickseler 3/4 ton status

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    Liberal vs Conservative vs Texan Debate

    Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two
    small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes
    around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In
    your hand is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds
    before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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    Liberal Answer:

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man
    look poor or oppressed?

    Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack?

    Could we run away?

    What does my wife think?

    What about the kids?

    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
    hand?

    What does the law say about this situation?

    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

    Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound
    me?

    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
    he was stabbing me?

    This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a
    few days to try to come to a conclusion.
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    Conservative Answer:

    BANG!
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    Texan's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of empty mag being ejected and fresh magazine installed)

    Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids
    think?"

    Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

    Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!" /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
  2. sluggo45acp

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    True how true, the only change would be Colt combat commander 45acp.
     
  3. Corey 78K5

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  4. k5ntexas

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    /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif said it before say it again. only in texas.

    jacob
     
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    And why would you want to live in any other state.. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif
     
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    i never will. /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif /forums/images/graemlins/thumb.gif

    jacob
     
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    You mean not everyone would do that? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif My handgun instructor always told us. "If you have to shoot someone, don't stop pulling the trigger until you hear it click." He did say, however, that the police would frown on you if you changed mags and emptied a second one into them! /forums/images/graemlins/rotfl.gif
     
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    I used to say that too now look where I'm stuck /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif
     

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