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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ARAMP1, Dec 30, 2005.

  1. ARAMP1

    ARAMP1 Aviator Extraordinaire

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    We should all have goals in life. Today, after a long day at the office (took off, flew around a bit, air refueled somewhere over the Atlantic, flew around some more then landed) I got off work early. So, I decided that my goal was to kill this full 1.75L bottle of Jack before I went to bed. There is a before and after picture. I’m almost done!!!

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    chevyfumes Court jester

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    Better call for the ambulance now cause if you kill a half gallon of booze in one sitting you might not make it, I would but you,,, nahhh, pussy...:blush: :rotfl:
     
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    Oh and your stoopid oven is stainless and stickers won't stick to it and it'll dent real easy, mines better...
     
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    hi pinion 3/4 ton status

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    SKY rocket in flight!!!! AFTERNOON delight !!!:haha:

    Flying around the atlantic sounds sweet! :D
     
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    congratulations

    welcome to the club.

    that reminds me of the time i got locked in the dorm room with these three chicks....good times...
     
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    Besides, you are doing it with a shot glass.....WTF? You are definitely Scare force! Any other branch would have tossed the top when they opened it!!! Candy arse!!
     
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    You aint to bright!!!!! If you had to do DLQ's for 3-5 hours you would hate the atlantic!!!!!!!!! DLQ's:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Kiss my yass
     
  8. ARAMP1

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    It's been a period of almost 8 hours so far (4:30 until now) and I've eaten a huge dinner so I wouldn't necessarly say it was one sitting. I am having to go back and re-type a lot of stuff though. I'm mixing most of it with Coke, so the worst part is getting up and pissing ever 15 minutes.:doah:
     
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    Ahhhh I love alcohol poisoning....Makes you feel all warm and dead inside...
     
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    :waytogo: :haha: I like it!!! :haha:
     
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    Yeah, I'm a puss for keeping my half gal of Jack in the freezer while I wait to drink it. :haha:
     
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    Hes still acpaltilizing words!!!!!! hes making thsi up1!!!
     
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    ARAMP1 Aviator Extraordinaire

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    That's for the Captain and Diet the wife was mixing up for herself.
     
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    ARAMP1 Aviator Extraordinaire

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    You know when I feel like a candy, I blame stuff on my wife also. Reel men indulge in............. chicken on a stick!!!!

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    New sig for me...thanks Fumes!!

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    I did all those for lunch, it was a slow day...Those guys are fags anyway, you have to take your daughter to an AA meeting loaded to get me to giggle...
     
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    Im completely lost and in need of help



    Should i be drinking right now? Is this the thread completely useless and unreadable withought being sloshed or what???:haha:
     
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    Mission accomplished! And, in the immortal words of Ben Stiller "Focker Out".

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